Category: Scooter Braun
Lil Twist Says That Scooter Braun Planted Stories About Him To “Protect” Justin Bieber
Business Insider did a deep investigation into manager supreme Scooter Braun who manages Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, and Demi Lovato. Insider looked into and scrutinized and I think that his arch-nemesis, Taylor Swift, will be pleased with the findings because it seems like the consensus is: Scooter sucks. He’s been accused of planting stories about Lil Twist, Justin’s former friend who has alleged in the past that Scooter convinced him to take the fall for some drug charges. And another source says that Scooter “personifies hypocrisy.” Did Taylor Swift sponsor this investigation? Or did BI just have the time on their hands?
Taylor Swift’s New 10 Minute Version Of “All Too Well” Has People Mad At Jake Gyllenhaal All Over Again
When I saw Jake Gynnhaal trending on Twitter last night I braced for the worst. And reader, I was not wrong to do so. Jake Gyllenhaal was dating Taylor Swift. Thank god it happened 10 years ago but still, what were you thinking? I had forgotten how mad the Swifties were at Jake when the song All Too Well debuted on Taylor’s 2012 album Red. But because the only villain in the Taylorverse more dastardly than Jake is Scooter Braun, Taylor’s rerecording all her old albums. And so, with the release of Red (Taylor’s Version) last night, the internet is crawling up Jake’s ass anew for allegedly popping Taylor’s cherry before ghosting her on her 21st birthday as suggested in the lyrics of All Too Well (10 Minute Version: This Time It’s Even More Personal).
As Promised, Taylor Swift Re-Released Her New Version Of “Love Story”
Taylor Swift vowed to re-record her first six albums after Scooter Braun bought her old masters before selling them to a private equity firm. And yesterday, Taylor came through by announcing that she is done with re-recording 2008’s Fearless and will release it soon. At midnight last night, Taylor released her re-recorded version of one of the album’s singles, Love Story, and so now you can go listen to the same song from twelve years ago but slightly different. Enter and enjoy Taylor Swift’s version of a Big Mac with added bacon.
Taylor Swift Has Finished Recording The New Version Of Her Album “Fearless” And It’s Got A Total Of 26 Songs On It
In July 2020, Taylor Swift made the Swifties bust a million Pumpkin Spice Latte-flavored nuts when she summoned in an early fall by releasing her eighth studio album, folklore. In December 2020, Tay Tay let us know that during the pandemic, Tori Amos Lite songs just poured out of her and there was enough for another album called evermore. For now, Taylor isn’t going to complete the “ore” trilogy by releasing an Anthropologie-approved acoustic cover album of Britney Spears songs called gimmemore. Instead of that, Taylor has begun her promise to re-record all her old albums in Operation Fuck Scooter Braun. Taylor announced today that she has finished re-recording her 2008 album Fearless and it will come out “very soon.” Some fans think it’s coming out in April, which means she would have released three albums within one year. Cut to Taylor’s accountants adding more support beams to her checking accounts since another wave of Swiftie dollars is coming in.
Karlie Kloss Says She’s Tried To Talk To Her Sister-In-Law Ivanka Trump (While Taylor Swift Might Have Come For Karlie In Song)
When you hear the name The Kushners, you might ask, “The evil ones, or the ones that have dinner with the evil ones?” Because as we all know, there are two Kushner brothers. One is Jared Kushner, who is married to Ivanka Trump, both of which hold positions in the Trump administration. Then there is Josh Kushner, who married supermodel and reality TV host Karlie Kloss. Karlie has been vocal about her political leanings, but talking about not voting for Trump doesn’t count for a whole lot when you have a direct line to two of his highest-ranking barnacles and aren’t exactly calling them out.
Karlie has repeatedly been accused of keeping her lips sealed when it comes to her in-laws. And during yesterday’s attempted coup at the US Capitol building, it happened again. Someone called Karlie out, asking her why she hasn’t said anything to Ivanka and Jared. Karlie would like to set the record straight and let everyone know she has tried.
Taylor Swift Worked A Sneaky Dig At Scooter Braun Into Her Match.com Commercial
We all know that Taylor Swift is busy re-recording all of her old songs after the masters were bought by Scooter Braun who went on to sell them for $300 million to an investment firm. But thankfully, she’s able to find time in her busy schedule to think of newer and pettier ways to let everyone know she still really hates Scooter’s guts. Most recently, she snuck a visual joke into a Match.com commercial. Actually, snuck might not be the right word here. That would imply she was being sneaky, and to be honest, her work here is about as subtle as the prosthetics on that Devil.