Kanye West keeps the hits coming. After wearing a classy “White Lives Matter” t-shirt at his fashion show and jumping onto Tucker Carlson’s “Why You Should Be Scared Of People Different From You” television program for a stimulating, intellectual discussion about Tonya Harding, the bearded genius took to Instagram to spew more of his free-thinking ideas. However, his comments were against good taste and Instagram’s content guidelines, so Ye’s been temporarily restricted. Thankfully, he had Twitter to house his inane ramblings, so he took refuge there for a minute, but has since been locked out of that account too. Get ready, MySpace; Kanye’s headed for you next!
Applebee’s and CNN got some shit PR yesterday as Russia began its invasion of Ukraine. Wondering how that’s related? CNN decided that they needed to get those advertising dollars but did not want to cut away from their coverage of the attack on Ukraine, so they combined the two. And they got shit for it. Well, Applebee’s doesn’t appreciate being the newest Internet meme and so they have suspended running ads on CNN.
Although currently unproven by science, it’s pretty clear that the only thing with a longer, more robust lifespan than a cockroach is Liam Gallagher. A meteor could be headed straight towards Earth, and experts would say stuff like, “All human life is at risk. Well…you know, not Liam Gallagher, because he’ll definitely still be standing after this planet is reduced to a smoking pile of ash.” Case in point: Liam Gallagher allegedly fell out of a helicopter last Friday. Not only is the man is still alive, but he was actually well enough to tweet about his condition.
TMZ has an update on Chris D’Elia‘s ongoing embattled reputation regarding underage girls and sexual assault. Last summer, 40-year-old Chris was accused of creeping on underage girls through this comedy career–a narrative eerily similar to the arc he participated in on Netflix’s You, where he played a predator comedian who groomed underage girls. Chris was dropped by his agent and fired from a movie. Chris’ legal team denied the accusation and used e-mails to try to exonerate him and suggested he didn’t know the girls were underage. Well, now a woman has sued Chris for taking her virginity when she was 17 and claimed he has sexual pictures and videos of her from when she was underage. That’s right, we’ve gotten into Child Porn territory.
If you are prone to headaches, get your extra-strength Excedrin ready and prepare to triple that shit. If you have an allergy to dumb shit, prepare to snort crushed-up Claritin. Because Miley Cyrus spewed out pure stupidity on Instagram Live. Miley decided to talk about her 2-second-long relationship with Cody Simpson, and she didn’t make any sense, but does she ever?
Stacey Dash is claiming that her recent time in the clink for domestic battery was a result of a “martial spat that escalated” and it happens to normal couples…Huh?!…I know Stacey lives in Florida land of horny alligators and home to Michael Lohan and Crystal Methheneny so there’s a conflated sense of normal, but let’s be real clear that getting arrested for domestic violence and claiming that children are conspiring against you is never normal couple shit. Even in Florida. Even in Central Florida.