Category: Bill Maher
Sharon Osbourne Swung By “Real Time With Bill Maher” To Complain About Getting Fired By “The Talk”
It’s been about three weeks since CBS decided that Sharon Osbourne’s antagonistic outburst aimed at Sheryl Underwood wasn’t the kind of talk anyone wanted to see on The Talk, and they sent her on her way, with or without a $10 million parting gift (it’s still unclear). Well, Sharon found a soft place to land after her problematic ass was kicked out of the building, and it was over on Real Time with Bill Maher. As you can see from the image above, Sharon got emotional. “Oh, because she’s truly sorry for defending the hate that came out of Piers Morgan’s mouth while weaponizing a conversation on race against her Black co-hosts?” is what you might be thinking, and to that I will chuckle and say, no, Sharon got emotional because she believes she’s the victim of (scary organ music) cancel culture!
Bill Maher Has Come To Armie Hammer’s Defense, While A Film Critic Outs Him As An Asshole
Bill Maher, famous for such terrible takes as “Why can’t I use that word?“, has found a new angle regarding the allegations against Armie Hammer. This is a real feat, considering Armie’s current situation is about as faceted as a circle of notepaper. Bill Maher has come to Armie’s defense by asking who wouldn’t want to be pretend-eaten by Armie Hammer?
James Corden Responded To Bill Maher’s Comments On Fat Shaming
Because the Earth still continues to spin on an axis around the sun, there are still 365 days in the year, grass grows upwards, and Bill Maher continues to say very dumb shit. Bill’s unsolicited opinions have offended the likes of black community, the Muslim community, and the nerd community. Most recently, Bill came out as pro-fat shaming. That didn’t sit well with James Corden, who decided to drag Bill on behalf of the fat community.
George Clooney Is Supporting LGBTQ Rights By Boycotting The Beverly Hills Hotel
Because I’m a yokel from the suburbs of Boston, I was dead chuffed when I was drinking at The Beverly Hills Hotel one afternoon and Courteney Cox, Rachel Zoe, and that guy from Fear The Walking Dead were all wandering around. Monica Geller-Bing read a bar appetizer menu two stools over from me! As pathetic as that sounds, now I wish I hadn’t. Because the Sultan of Brunei owns the hotel, Brunei has recently ok’d punishing homosexual behavior by stoning the “guilty” to death, and George Clooney is now leading a boycott against all of the luxury hotels owned by the Sultan. George Clooney is totally running for president one day and “leading a boycott against a gay-hating Sultan” is a great thing to have on your resume when you want to be the future bleeding heart liberal POTUS. Well, that and “Nespresso machines for all!!!”
Dear Bill Maher, You’re An Asshole. Love, Adults Who Read Comic Books.
Oh, that Bill Maher. He’s gone and done it now. The man who didn’t understand that using the n-word in jest was super-problematic wrote a blog post pissing on comic book fans for overly mourning the passing of Marvel Comics icon Stan Lee. He also insinuated that adults who read comic books are maturity-challenged losers who refuse to grow up. Well, that mouthy bastard has gone and pissed off geeks. That’s one segment of the population that you don’t want on your ass. The evil ones among us chase celebrities off of social media, topple movies by messing with their Rotten Tomatoes score, and will come to your house to protest while cosplaying Zatanna from Justice League. Your quaint little talking heads whinefest will be a smoking hole in the ground, hunty. Now, if you’ll pardon me, I need to squeeze into my Zatanna costume and go protest on Bill’s lawn.
Ice Cube Explained To Bill Maher Why The N-Word Is Bad
Pundit of “edgy,” Bill Maher resumed hosting his HBO show Real Time last night. Bill was recently castigated by just about everyone and their nana for dropping the n-word.
Bill was hoping to show that he’s salvageable as a human being, so he had Ice Cube on as a guest last night. Ice declared that he was “cool” with Bill. So maybe Bill can get some sleep now. According to Pitchfork:
“I did a bad thing. For black folks, that word, I don’t care who you are, it’s caused pain. It doesn’t matter that it was not said in malice, it caused pain and that’s why I apologized.”