Stephen Dorff Thinks “Black Widow” Is Trash And He’s Embarrassed For Scarlett Johansson

July 6, 2021 / Posted by:

If you regularly wake up from your brain being hit with one of the most important questions of our time, “What does the star of Space Truckers think of Marvel movies,” you’re about to get a peaceful night’s sleep because Stephen Dorff has finally burped up an answer. Stephen hates them and he specifically called out Black Widow by pretty much saying that it’s premiere should be held in a landfill since it’s garbage. It doesn’t seem like Stephen has even seen Black Widow yet, but he still believes that Scarlett Johansson should be hiding her face in shame because of it. Um, there are many, many, MANY, many things that ScarJo should be embarassed about, but collecting millions upon millions of dollars to mumble out scripted lines while wearing a black jumpsuit isn’t one of them to me. But to serious thespian Stephen Dorff, it is!

While doing an interview with The Independent to push his new movie Embattled, Stephen decided to give his thoughts on the current state of Hollywood, and according to him, it’s all a confusing shit show full of actors and filmakers who have no idea what they’re doing. Stephen felt embarrassment all through the interview including feeling embarassed by this year’s Oscars, which I’m not sure anyone can disagree with.

“This year’s Oscars were the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen,” he cracks, through puffs of an e-cigarette. “My business is becoming a big game show. You have actors that don’t have a clue what they’re doing. You have filmmakers that don’t have a clue what they’re doing. We’re all in these little boxes on these streamers. TV, film – it’s all one big clusterfuck of content now.”

47-year-old Stephen then said that sure, he’s taken shitty roles to pay the bills, but he mostly tries to choose roles that aren’t safe. Well, if there’s a Black Widow sequel, the makers better not even think of offering Stephen zillions of dollars to play the male lead, because he’s not interested and will instead troll community college film schools for the next directing legend:

“I still hunt out the good shit because I don’t want to be in Black Widow,” he says. “It looks like garbage to me. It looks like a bad video game. I’m embarrassed for those people. I’m embarrassed for Scarlett! I’m sure she got paid five, seven million bucks, but I’m embarrassed for her. I don’t want to be in those movies. I really don’t. I’ll find that kid director that’s gonna be the next Kubrick and I’ll act for him instead.”

Yes, Stephen Dorff was in Blade, which was based on a Marvel comic book, but THEE Stephen Dorff was in it and that means it’s not garbage. But I think I know what’s really going on here. Stephen’s movie Embattled is out now on VOD and Black Widow is coming out in theaters and Disney+ this Friday. So Stephen is probably shit-talking Black Widow because he doesn’t want it to drown his movie. He doesn’t have to worry about that. Nobody is going to see Black Widow since everybody will be too busy streaming the newest Stephen Dorff movie in droves.

Or maybe Stephen Dorff is a masochist, and he only called Black Widow shit, because he wants to feel the hurtful stinging pain of everybody slapping him back with, “But weren’t you in Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star?

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