Category: Jennifer Garner
Bennifer Who? Jennifer Garner Got Back Together With Her Robot Hamburger Man John Miller
With all the recent talk that a possible Benniferaissance may soon be upon us, Ben Affleck’s ex-wife Jennifer Garner might be feeling a little left out of the mix. Maybe that’s why we are now hearing that she and Robot Hamburger Man John Miller “are giving their relationship another go,” according to Us Weekly. Is the world ready for Bennifer v Burgerfer duking it out for the paparazzi’s attention? Yes. Please, bring it on. But sadly Bugerfer is no competition for the potent mix of post-Ana de Armas Ben and post-Alex Rodriquz Jennifer Lopez who wield the collective power of the early aughts. #PoweredByJuicyCouture
Ben Affleck’s Divorce From Jennifer Garner Helped Make Him A Better Actor
Ben Affleck is nominated for a Critic’s Choice Best Actor Award for his role in The Way Back as a “grieving alcoholic” and did a Hollywood Reporter roundtable with other actors whose names have popped up during awards season: Steven Yeun, Gary Oldman, Delroy Lindo, Sacha Baren Cohen, and John David Washington. They all talked about acting and the process and of course, they touched on coronavirus–everyone’s fucking talking about coronavirus, like duh. During their discussion, Ben said that his divorce from Jennifer Garner helped make him a better actor due to his “life experiences.”
A Roundup Of Notable Celebrity Halloween Costumes In An Otherwise Un-Noteworthy Year
Ah, the Monday after Halloween. Every year it’s the same. The fun’s been had and all we have left are the memories of slutty vampires (like Demi Lovato, seen above) and, as is the case this year, even sluttier Tiger Kings, to break up the monotony of a long, dark fall. This year especially, there is literally nothing going on between now and Thanksgiving to distract us. NOT ONE THING! So let’s relive the excitement of the weekend before the mundanity of tomorrow saps us of every chilling thrill and thrilling chill the season has to offer. Because, like I said, it’s gonna be nothing but luke-warm Pumpkin Spice lattes for excitement for the foreseeable future. So here’s a roundup of what some of the notable Halloween costumes of 2020. Let’s look over there, shall we?
FYI, Jennifer Garner And Bradley Cooper Are Just Friends
Last week Jennifer Garner and Bradley Cooper were papped “looking flirty” (translation: smiling) on the beach in Malibu. The two were third-wheeled by Bradley’s cock-blocking, sand-throwing 3-year-old daughter, Lea De Seine Shayk-Cooper. After the pics leaked, TMZ reported that Jennifer was single, having recently broken up with her boyfriend of two years, Hamburger Robot Man John Miller (I refuse to give further context on that job title). And Bradley’s single, sooo…?
No, it wasn’t the Brad-Jen hookup that people were praying for at the start of 2020, but close enough, right? Alas, a mystery source burst everyone’s bubble when they shared that this Brad(ley)-Jen beach date was totally platonic. Apparently these two are just old friends and have been since their Alias days. Continue reading
Jennifer Garner And John Miller Are Done, And She Was Spotted With Bradley Cooper
It feels like it’s been a while since we’ve talked about Jennifer Garner’s love life. But In Touch is reporting that she’s very much single right now. And TMZ is dog-piling onto that news with some new pictures of Jen hanging out on a beach with her former Alias co-star Bradley Cooper.
Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Garner Talking About The Pap Stroll Icon That Is Stroller Cat!
Saying that a celebrity “got papped pushing her pussy” would mean something completely different for someone like Kim Kardashian, but for Jennifer Garner, it means that she was seen pushing her actual cat in a stroller. And Ellen DeGeneres has done something right FOR ONCE by asking Jennifer Garner about the overnight legend, Stroller Cat.