Bennifer Who? Jennifer Garner Got Back Together With Her Robot Hamburger Man John Miller

With all the recent talk that a possible Benniferaissance may soon be upon us, Ben Affleck’s ex-wife Jennifer Garner might be feeling a little left out of the mix. Maybe that’s why we are now hearing that she and Robot Hamburger Man John Miller “are giving their relationship another go,” according to Us Weekly. Is the world ready for Bennifer v Burgerfer duking it out for the paparazzi’s attention? Yes. Please, bring it on. But sadly Bugerfer is no competition for the potent mix of post-Ana de Armas Ben and post-Alex Rodriquz Jennifer Lopez who wield the collective power of the early aughts. #PoweredByJuicyCouture

Jennifer and Yawn — sorry! John! I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Jennifer and John dated for about 2 years before breaking things off right before LA went into coronavirus lockdown. Now, it seems, the economy isn’t the only thing starting to open back up. WINK WINK. You know, like Jen’s legs. Get it? Look, I’m trying my best. They just aren’t sexy!  Us reports:

Second chance at love! Less than one year after going their separate ways, Jennifer Garner and John Miller are giving their relationship another go, Us Weekly exclusively confirms.

“Jen and John are back on,” a source reveals. “It started up a few weeks ago.”

A few weeks ago? You mean like the exact same time that JLo officially became single at the same time as Ben for the first time in forever? What are the chances!?

I feel for Jen. Burgerfer is a plain cheeseburger off a children’s menu and Bennifer is one of those $5,000 jobs you can get in Las Vegas that will have you puking 24K gold leaf into the toilets of The Bellagio in between hands of high stakes poker. If Jen really wanted to make a splash, she wouldn’t have just gotten back with her boring ex-boyfriend who she initially connected with over their shared “coparenting experiences.” It’s far too dry. Needs a little ketchup or something. Us adds:

Us broke the news in October 2018 that the Yes Day actress, 49, had been dating the CaliGroup CEO, 42, for about six months. The news came shortly after the 13 Going on 30 star finalized her divorce from Ben Affleck, from whom she split in 2015 after 10 years of marriage. The exes share three children: daughters Violet, 15, and Serafina, 12, and son Samuel, 9.

Miller, for his part, shares two children with ex-wife Caroline Campbell. In August 2019, a source noted that the businessman and the Alias alum connected over their coparenting experiences.

If Jen really wanted that smoke, she should have asked her pal Bradley Cooper if she could push him around in a stroller in front of the paparazzi. Come on Jen, it’s not too late. Get the jump on those hos! In the meantime, he’s some good old-fashioned Ben & Jen co-parenting pap shots from earlier this week to tide us over.

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