Saying that a celebrity “got papped pushing her pussy” would mean something completely different for someone like Kim Kardashian, but for Jennifer Garner, it means that she was seen pushing her actual cat in a stroller. And Ellen DeGeneres has done something right FOR ONCE by asking Jennifer Garner about the overnight legend, Stroller Cat.
Here’s Stroller Cat hitting the pap stroll in all their Stroller Cat glory:
Jennifer Garner Pushed Her Cat Around In A Stroller While Taking A Walk https://t.co/galFpu9z0Q
— BuzzFeed Canada (@BuzzFeedCanada) May 28, 2020
E! News says that after Jennifer talked about her organic family food company and how her company has partnered up with Save The Children to help out during the pandemic, Ellen asked her about Stroller Cat. Jennifer gave us the riveting tale of how Stroller Cat came to be:
“One of my kids was not into going for walks and we just had to get out the house. And I said, “What can we do? We have to just commit to going for walks.” And she said, “I wanna take the cat.” So, we ordered a cat stroller… All of a sudden, now I have a cat and a cat stroller and I take it for walks. And it has a leash.”
And Stroller Cat apparently loves it:
“It’s a little bit like, “Why am I in here?” But I think it’s happy to go out and about. I mean, it’s very titillated by the whole adventure. It’s into it.”
Ellen probably settled for Jennifer Garner as a guest after trying to book Stroller Cat. Just another example of Ellen’s delusion, because Stroller Cat would never lower themselves by doing that show. Besides, Stroller Cat is probably too busy dodging calls from Ana de Armas, who keeps begging ’em to make a guest appearance on her and Ben Affleck’s pap stroll strolls.