You would think a man with a thousand children like Nick Cannon would live by the motto, “If you don’t have anything nice to say…blah blah“. But since Nick isn’t known for civility, he’s running off at the mouth again. This time his target is Oscar the Grouch of hip hop, 50 Cent. Recently, check cashing Queen and 50’s ex Vivica A. Fox admitted she wouldn’t mind a spin back down 50’s Lane of Love, but Nick laughed off that notion claiming Vivica was lying. So she stepped into the arena after their back-and-forth to inform Nick, in the words of Nivea, “Don’t mess with my man!”
Vivica A. Fox Slams Jada Pinkett Smith’s “Self-Righteous” Plea For Will Smith And Chris Rock’s Reconciliation
Do you guys remember that time Will Smith won an Oscar? Of course you don’t because that’s the same night he slapped Chris Rock on stage. And for her part, Jada Pinkett Smith has been relatively silent about the situation. But recently, during an episode of Red Table Talk, Jada finally addressed the incident by insisting her husband and Chris need to heal and reconcile. And one of her former co-stars, Vivica A. Fox, is ready to hit Jada with the biggest “Girl, BYE!” moment of her career after calling her out for her self-serving sermon.
Vivica A. Fox Says That Ivanka Trump Gave Her A Problematic Compliment On “The Celebrity Apprentice”
Probably one of the most memorable interactions from season 14 of The Celebrity Apprentice season was the boardroom (and post-boardroom) fight between Vivica A. Fox and Kenya Moore, which started with Kenya suggesting Vivica was moody due to menopause and ended with Vivica delivering lines like “A toxic trick” and “Baby, I’m an international star” as Kenya packed her things and left. That might be what immediately springs to mind when you or I think of Vivica’s time on The Celebrity Apprentice, but there’s another boardroom conversation that has stuck with her. And it’s courtesy of Ivanka Trump. According to Vivica, Ivanka held true to her awful family’s well-established tradition of saying the kind of problematic, backhanded shit that makes people go, “That’s not a compliment, asshole.”
When 50 Cent famously informed the world he was the proud owner of a magic stick between his legs that granted unlimited access inside many women’s panties people should have taken him more seriously. Of course, bravado and hip hop go together like peanut butter and jelly, but clearly Fiddy wasn’t lying. And now one of his former magician assistants, Vivica A. Fox, is peeking her head out of his top hat to bombard him with insults yet again after comments he made about “angry Black women“.
Balthazar Getty #tooktotwitter To Defend Farrah Abraham Against Vivica A. Fox And Some Lady Named “Scary Mary”
Hold onto your hats folks, I’m about to go drop some proper Dlisted dynamite on that ass. This story features not 1, not 2, but 3 “celebrities” who are out here #inthesestreets punching and scratching their way to the lower-middle. Or upper-bottom. Ok, middle-bottom. Balthazar Getty worked himself into quite a tizzy and #tooktotwitter to rush to the defense of Farrah Abraham who appeared on Vivica A. Fox’s new talk show called Face The Truth. Were drugs involved? Yes they were. Is one of the participants a middle aged DJ/Rapper? Yes they are. Did somebody get called a C-U-NEXTTUESDAY? Abso-fucking-lutely.
It’s a dark day for cartoonishly bad CGI sharks, movie title puns, and the bank accounts belonging to Tara Reid and Ian Ziering. Entertainment Weekly says that SyFy isn’t making anymore Sharknado movies after its sixth one. The tornado made of live sharks and somewhat-alive careers will stop spinning and dump everything back into the ocean where it first began. The makers of Sharknado 6 tweeted yesterday that it will be released in August.
— Sharknado (@SharknadoSYFY) March 29, 2018
Both Ian Ziering and Tara Reid will return, as will Vivica A. Fox and Cassie Scerbo. EW says the plot of Sharknado 6 involves time travel. The fifth one, Sharknado 5: Global Swarming, involved Fin’s son Gil getting sucked into a massive sharknado and the subsequent destruction of the world. Basically, they’re going to go back and prevent the sharknados from ever happening. It also ended with Ian Ziering’s character meeting up with Dolph Lundgren, which means you can probably expect to see He-Man and Steve Sanders fighting…I don’t know, tornadoes filled with Nazi sharks?
I just hope that one of the things they do while they’re back in time is make a pit stop in 2001 and warn Tara Reid – actual Tara Reid – that unless she wants to do something called Andy the Talking Hedgehog, she might want to start screening Paris Hilton’s calls. At the very least they should tell her to lay off the unfiltered Marlboros. And when she asks why, they can pull out a should play her a recording of her truck-driving-through-a-gravel-pit voice from present day. That’s a better wake-up call than any Charles Dickens ghost.