Rudy Giuliani Got Caught With His Hands Down His Pants During A Prank For “Borat 2”
I guess this week’s theme is: Old Crusty Bald Dudes Grabbing Their Dicks When Nobody Asked.
If they weren’t sworn enemies, Jeffrey Toobin would take his hand off his Zoom dick, shake a little of the Toojizz off, and give Rudy Giuliani a handshake for temporarily taking the fapping perv spotlight off of him. Because The Daily Beast says that during the filming of Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, Rudy was caught on hidden camera unbuttoning his shirt and putting his hands down his pants in front of an actress he thought was a journalist. In related news, that actress has started a GoFundMe to raise money for the eyeballs and stomach that left her body at the sight of Ghouliani touching himself.
Rudy told The New York Post in July that he was unknowingly involved in a prank for the Borat sequel, but bragged that he didn’t get GOT by Sacha Baron Cohen. Rudy’s side of what went down completely left out the part where he busted out a scene straight out of some zombie porn by grabbing his crotch. Rudy said in July that he was doing an interview with a female journalist when a man, wearing “a crazy, what I would say was a pink transgender outfit” (it was a pink bikini), busted in and started screaming. Rudy ran out of the room and reported it to the police. But he later found out the dude was SBC and he filled with even more smugness over SBC not making a fool out of him. But well, I guess Rudy didn’t know about the hidden cameras…
The plot of the Borat sequel is that Borat tries to get in good with his homeland of Kazakhstan after shaming them with his first movie. So he comes up with a plan to go back to the US to marry off his 15-year-old daughter Tutar (played by 24-year-old Bulgarian actress Maria Bakalova) to a member of Trump’s inner circle. Borat crashes CPAC to beg Mike Pence (or as Borat calls him”Michael Penis“) to marry his daughter, and when that doesn’t happen, he sets his sights on Ghouliani.
Tutar pretends to be a conservative journalist and gets an interview with Rudy in a hotel suite in NYC. During the interview, Maria Bakalova earns a fucking Oscar by flattering Rudy and he begins to flirt with her. And then she gets him to eat a bat before asking him to have a drink with her in the bedroom:
After blaming China for the coronavirus, he agrees to “eat a bat” with his interviewer, who repeatedly touches his knee to egg him on.
Baron Cohen first interrupts the interview dressed as a sound engineer with a large boom mic, but leaves before it’s over. At that point, Tutar offers to “have a drink in the bedroom” with Giuliani, who happily obliges.
The Daily Beast says that the scene then switches to footage that seems to be from hidden cameras, and Rudy takes off his mic and asks Tutar for her number and address. And when she starts to take the mic from his pants, he pats her on the butt, lies down on the bed, and he uses his claw to go to a place where no one wants to go: his vampire crotch worm. Sacha Baron Cohen then busts in as Borat:
He starts patting her backside as she removes the microphone from his pants. Giuliani then lies down on the bed and starts sticking his hands down his pants in a suggestive manner.
But before anything more can happen, Borat bursts into the room and shouts, “Put down your chram!”—his preferred word for penis. “She’s 15! She’s too old for you!”
The startled Giuliani, who had no reason to believe his interviewer was underage, sits up abruptly and gets out of there as fast as he can. “Rudy, Trump will be disappoint! You are leaving hotel without golden shower!” Borat yells after him.
And because you didn’t need to eat today or keep food down, here’s a still of Rudy looking like a fapping corpse in front of Maria who’s in Tiffany Trump drag:
The close-up is even more nauseating, Rex! 😫 pic.twitter.com/E3Z308bdok
— Kafkaesque (@Kafkaesque_Blog) October 21, 2020
And as you pour bleach into your poor, innocent eyes for being exposed to that dark-sided necrophilia, Rudy mouth-sharted out his side of this mess to WABC radio and claims he was just tucking in his shirt after taking off his mic. Rudy says that nothing sleazy went down and that he actually prayed with Tutar after she told him of some problems she was having. And that since Hollywood hates him, he believes the footage was doctored as an act of revenge for his attack on Hunter and Joe Biden, via The Daily Beast:
“I had to take off the electronic equipment,” Giuliani said in a radio interview on Wednesday. “And when the electronic equipment came off, some of it was in the back and my shirt came a little out, although my clothes were entirely on. I leaned back, and I tucked my shirt in, and at that point, at that point, they have this picture they take which looks doctored, but in any event, I’m tucking my shirt in. I assure you that’s all I was doing.”
At times paranoid-sounding, Giuliani insisted to WABC radio that the entire episode was a bit of retribution for the work he has been doing on behalf of his client, President Donald Trump, to spread dirt on Vice President Joe Biden’s son Hunter.
“They’ll do anything. They’ve attacked me over everything possible, investigated every business dealing I’ve ever had,” he said. “And now the idiot Borat is going after me with a totally sensationalized false account of a ridiculous movie I guess that he’s done.”
“Now let me tell you why I know this is a hit job that happens because, it’s not an accident that it happens that I turn in all this evidence on their prince and darling Joe Biden who’s one of the biggest crook in the last thirty years, and since I have the courage to say that I’m the target.”
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm comes out on Amazon Prime on Friday, so I guess we’ll see, and it’ll be the last thing we see since our eyes will melt.
But what I’m surprised about is that Rudy never asked the “female journalist” for her test results. No, not her coronavirus test results. Like Rudy gives a shit about that! I’m not talking about STD test results either. I’m talking about her 23andMe results. Because if he found out they’re blood-related, then he’d really get the hornies for her.