Kim Kardashian Spoke Out About Balenciaga’s BDSM Teddy Bear Ad, And They’re Suing The Producers Of The Campaign For $25 Million
Kim Kardashian’s use of her sister’s disgraced baby daddy as a likely distraction from her having to condemn Balenciaga for shooting an ad with children holding teddy bears dressed up in BDSM gear with child pornography court documents visible on a nearby table didn’t work; her Instagram comment section was filled with pitchforks and torches pleading with her to speak out about it (this could be the most bizarre sentence ever written). So, since she’s been known to wear Balenciaga from head to tampon, she finally gave a lackluster statement–with wiggle room for a backpedal–since Balenciaga’s now belatedly expressing damnation of the ordeal by suing the producers of the shoot for $25 million.
Just a few days ago, Matt Damon opened his mouth and, apropos of nothing besides the potential for a PR headache, boldly claimed that in 2021, he finally retired the homophobic F-word slur from his vocabulary, after cracking a joke that caused one of his daughters to leave the dinner table in disgust. According to Matt Damon, you’d never hear him again casually say that F-word slur for “a homosexual“, thanks to a quick lesson on slurology from his kid. But Matt Damon wants to clear something up. He has never, ever called any person the F-word slur, ever.
The last time we wrote about 41-year-old Diplo, he was shrugging off Sia’s very public request to have sex with him. And now we’ve got a story that might explain why Diplo didn’t want to get with Sia. Is it because she’s at least two decades too old for him? No! Not according to Diplo, it’s not like that when it comes to his relationship with a TikTok famous 19-year-old named Quenlin Blackwell. Diplo swears there’s nothing going on between the two of them, regardless of the fact that she currently lives in his home.
Last month, T.I. started a fight with Iggy Azalea when he said that working with her is a tarnish on his legacy. Iggy fired back by saying that she had tons of tea to spill on T.I., and that he was a “huge misogynist” who has never had a conversation with a woman in which he didn’t sound like a fortune cookie. It’s almost like the universe dropped a fortune in Iggy’s lap that read: “Be patient, and your enemy might spill their own misogyny-flavored tea.”
It’s no secret that Elon Musk wants to build a spaceship and go to Mars. But I’m starting to think it’s not because he’s into space travel, but because he really wants to fuck a martian. This is based solely off his current girlfriend, Grimes, who might just have outed herself as humanity’s closest DNA match to an extra-terrestrial.
HallelujaHUH?! Andrew Garfield And Jessica Chastain Are Playing Jim And Tammy Faye Bakker In A New Biopic
You’re probably rolling your eyes at me like, “Bitch, shut up, Andrew Garfield can totally pull off Tammy Faye.” But sadly, Andrew Garfield is not slapping a pair of tar-dipped tarantulas from heaven onto his eyes to play Tammy Faye. Jessica Chastain is taking Tammy Faye and Andrew Garfield is taking Jim.