Howie Mandel Wants To Know If COVID Could’ve Caused The Anal Prolapse That He Posted On TikTok
When I think of Howie Mandel, it usually conjures up memories of catching Bobby’s World on a Saturday morning; being in suspense while he chatted on the phone with “the banker” as the host of Deal or No Deal; and just mostly good, clean fun–like, really really clean, because he’s an admitted germaphobe and has been open about his struggles with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. But, he recently did the unfathomable by posting a TikTok that made the internet dry-heave in disgust and clench their ass cheeks in sympathy pain for whoever the poor soul is who’s featured. Howie nonchalantly tossed up a graphic video of an anal prolapse that he stitched himself over. He said it was his “friend” and asked if COVID could have been the cause of the prolapse. Aside from that, he provided no other context, explanation, apologies, or sickbags for anyone who caught a glimpse before it was removed.
Newsweek reports that on Saturday evening, the America’s Got Talent judge posted the video to his verified TikTok account, which is followed by 9.9 million people, and I’m guessing that all 9.9 million wished that they’d taken a break from the internet Saturday evening.
“This happened” when a friend bent over, the Canadian comedian said in the clip. “Does somebody know, is this COVID related? And if it is, what do we do about it?”
“Howie I’m gonna need you to talk about it man,” a person wrote in the top comment on Mandel’s most recent TikTok video.
The video was up for several hours before it was removed, and Mandel has not acknowledged it in the clips he has posted since.
Here’s a censored version of the TikTok that Howie farted up:
THIS SHOULD’VE STAYED IN YOUR DRAFTS: Howie Mandel posts a prolapsed anus on TikTok—seriously, the original video is uncensored. Unclear if his PR team is still alive. pic.twitter.com/HU6LQWAk9F
— Def Noodles (@defnoodles) July 9, 2022
And here’s a little sampling of how Twitter felt about this absolute mess:
Howie Mandel just traumatized an entire generation of kids with one TikTok
— Kalhan (@KalhanR) July 9, 2022
“huh i wonder why howie mandel is trending.”
all of twitter: pic.twitter.com/lDWx5wiySp
— moxie/jack (@VI0LENTSIXX) July 10, 2022
this is how howie mandel’s friend is walkin around rn pic.twitter.com/QDzRfihyTx
— lia (derogatory) (@liafaenza15) July 9, 2022
raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by howie mandel posting a prolapsed anus on his tik tok pic.twitter.com/CoAW1jtWiG
— melly wants your hands off my uterus 🖕🏼 (@mel_figliuolo) July 9, 2022
Howie has a podcast where he has guests and discusses various topics, and has shown his COVID concern before, like that time he wore an astronaut helmet as a shield against the virus; but being worried about the bug blowing out buttholes AND SHOWING ONE OF THOSE BLOWN OUT BUTTHOLES is a whole new level of worry. I wonder if this was research for the Bobby’s World revival Howie mentioned a few years ago? If so, The Magic School Bus already did it way better, so let’s scrub this eye poison from the internet immediately and forever, sir.