Gisele Bündchen Covers Vogue Italia
Gisele Bündchen has already gotten into the full swing of being a hot rich single woman who is not wasting any more time on a man who won’t retire from a sport he’s already insanely wealthy from. Post-Tom Brady Gisele has herself a Jiu-Jitsu instructor and goes out riding horses (and probably that instructor, too). Now she’s back in the model game as well and is on the cover of Vogue Italia looking like a whole new person. What is the point of paying some uber-famous recognizable person a ton of money to sell your magazine and then go ahead and turn them unrecognizable? Just do a random ass person up in some drag and save the money!
Apparently, one of the alleged big issues in Gis and Tom’s marriage was that she wanted to focus on her career after years of focusing on her children as Tom continued to spend most of his time with his true love, the NFL. Now that she’s divorced, Gisele is hitting the ground running. And one of her first new covers is… interesting. It’s very Jinkx Monsoon as a Vampira Annie Lennox. via Page Six:
The former Victoria’s Secret model, 42, looks totally unrecognizable on the front of Vogue Italia’s March 2023 issue, sporting a sheer red Valentino gown with a matching scarlet wig and lipstick, super-thin drawn-on brows, and a dramatic smokey eyeshadow look.
In the spread — for which she was “photographed in a new guise,” per the mag — Bündchen tries on a series of other dramatic hairstyles for size, including a platinum blond bob paired with a blue bow-tied Thom Browne blazer dress and a jet-black chin-length chop with Ludovic de Saint Sernin lingerie and a Givenchy trench coat.
She also strikes a pose in a fluffy, fiery red wig styled with a black strapless Off-White dress, and pairs pinup-worthy curls with a Dolce & Gabbana corset gown layered atop pink lingerie.
Here’s more of Gisele done up in some Miss Fame by way of Brooklyn Hytes drag. I think she needs some more hip pads, though–RuPaul and Michelle Visage are gonna drag miss thing for not having a dramatic enough shape!
She looks like Bella Hadid in that last one, right? Gisele is apparently on a tear, and she’s got more modeling shit on the horizon:
The Brazilian star has been on something of a sexy world tour since her split, recently recreating her 2004 Rio Carnival look in a crop top and low-slung white pants.
She’s also been spotted posing for a mystery photoshoot in a series of swimsuits, including a pink Chanel one-piece and a purple hooded Versace style.
Can’t wait for Tom to post a photo of himself looking unrecognizable to compete with Gisele. He already looked different in the face in his last “thirst trap,” but if he painted on some red Pamela Anderson brows as Gisele did, I think it would really push his look over the top.
Pic: Vogue Italia