Category: G-Eazy
Free A$AP Rocky: Trump Claims He’s On It After Talking To Kanye West
There’s been further developments in the “Free A$AP Rocky from Sweden” saga. Kanye West used HIS PERSONAL HOTLINE INTO THE WHITE HOUSE (!!!) to get Trump in on getting A$AP Rocky out of a Swedish jail, where he’s been held for weeks without being charged with a crime. In a related matter, rapper/producer G-Eazy tweeted about his feeling that his own experience with Swedish law enforcement differed greatly from A$AP’s due to the varying amounts of melanin in their skin.
G-Eazy Really Wants To Play Elvis In Baz Luhrman’s Biopic
Despite a lengthy list of actors rumored to be in the running, Baz Luhrman’s upcoming biopic about Elvis Presley is still without an Elvis, that we know of. But thankfully, Baz can call off the search, because the Elvis he’s been looking for is rapper G-Eazy. And G-Eazy’s been right in front of Baz’s eyes all this time. Technically he’s been in front of all our eyes. G-Eazy has been campaigning for the role on Instagram.
The AMAs Red Carpet Really Brought Out The Sparkles
The American Music Awards doesn’t have the respectability of the Grammys or the pizazz of the MTV VMAs, but it’s got…well, it’s got a pointy award and people that show up, and that’s all you really need for a music award show. As such, guests still put in some effort for the red carpet. Post Malone’s hair is still a mess and he’s got those “Yes I’ve been slowly picking off my Shellac manicure” nails, but he also came through with a bedazzled belt buckle and nudie suit made by Union Western Clothing featuring his initials and several snakes. I guess he didn’t get the memo that Taylor Swift had the whole snake thing locked down last night. Oh well, it still pulled his whole look together. That is, if he was going for a look that tells people he’s a very successful businessman who sells snakes at an Alabama swap meet.
Demi Lovato Held Hands With A Dude Who May Or May Not Be G-Eazy
Demi Lovato is in “the news” for holding hands with a man after leaving Warwick nightclub in Hollywood. Can you imagine getting in “the news” for holding hands? Demi’s PR whore is probably starting the week off right by getting a “job well done” bonus from her. Continue reading
Halsey And G-Eazy Are Over After Less Than A Year
It looks like Halsey has another dramatic scene to add to the movie she’s making about her life. I can see it now: the door slowly closes, Halsey wipes away a single tear as she turns to leave. Her inner monologue muses, “And just like that, I was no longer dating a guy whose name sounded like an attempt to market pre-peeled garlic to millennials.”
Halsey’s Rapper Boyfriend G-Eazy Got Arrested For Assault And Coke Possession In Sweden
So I think I can correctly guess what unknown substance Halsey was caught snorting on a yacht in Miami back in January. Just a hunch, but all signs are pointing to “not scratch-n-sniff stickers.” TMZ says that 23-year-old Halsey’s 28-year-old boyfriend of eight months, G-Eazy is currently in a lot of trouble. Or “besvär,” if you will. And I will, because this happened in Sweden.
