Category: Tweet Storm

Britney Spears Recounted Her Reaction To Finding Out About Her Niece’s 2017 ATV Accident

November 18, 2022 / Posted by:

Since we know that Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Aldridge, ended up making a full recovery and all is well now, it’s ok to say that letting an 8-year-old drive an ATV is one of the most characteristically yeehaw Spears Family activities if I’ve ever heard of one. But according to recent tweets that Britney Spears has since deleted, the 2017 accident came as a complete shock. It caused her to “lose her mind” when she alleges her family allowed her to mistakenly think that Maddie (now 14) had died, though she eventually did learn the truth of the situation and ask for prayers for her niece’s healing. Britney retold the story yesterday in an attempt to reiterate the many ways in which all of the members of her family have mistreated her.

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RadioShack’s Twitter Account Didn’t Get Hacked, They’re Just Selling Crypto Now

July 1, 2022 / Posted by:

Since society now insists on spiraling more backward as each day passes, it would be nice if we could at least replicate some of the pleasantries of the past; like the feeling of your mom letting you get a Nerds Rope AND a box of Raisinets in the check-out line of Blockbuster after scoring the last copy of The Mask on a Friday night. But sorry, the best we’ve got is RadioShack creeping back into our lives with skanky tweets to sell imaginary money to wannabe finance bros who’ve never seen a female breast in person before. The other day, RadioShack’s Twitter page went viral after it tweeted, If you find a squirter marry her.” No, RadioShack’s Twitter wasn’t hacked, this is their current strategy of pandering to their new target audience since internet marketer, Tai Lopez, bought the flailing company and decided that what the world was missing was another place to buy crypto.

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Kanye West Says He Won’t Release New Music Until Sony And Universal Release Him From His Contract

September 15, 2020 / Posted by:

For those keeping track, Donda: With Child is still undelivered when by this point, Kanye West should already be thinking about getting on a waiting list if he wants it to get into a good preschool. But I get it, Kanye’s been very, very, very busy. Not only is he running a [insert adjective of your choice] presidential campaign, according to a slew of recent tweets, he’s also Moses, Nat Turner, and “the 2nd richest black man in America” who is tirelessly working to free his people. His “people” being exclusive to any other rich Black man in America. So you’ll have to excuse him if his album won’t be out until Sony and Universal release him from his contract and Drake apologizes to him for, I don’t know, being richer than him I guess. Folks, as usual, it’s a mess.

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