Category: Engaged
Former “Bachelor” Colton Underwood Got Engaged To Jordan C. Brown
Full disclosure: up until five minutes ago, I thought Colton Underwood was the football player who came out as gay last year. I mean, technically he is, but I was thinking of Carl Nassib. Nope, Colton Underwood is the former football player and Bachelor star who came out as gay last year. He also starred in the recent Netflix reality show Coming Out Colton. And, um, his ex from The Bachelor, Cassie Randolph, got a restraining order against him for harassing and stalking her after their break up. Now Colton can add “fiancé” to his list of descriptors: over the weekend he got engaged to his boyfriend, Jordan C. Brown.
Macaulay Culkin And Brenda Song Got Engaged
Happy news for Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song: they’re engaged! On Monday, Brenda was papped wearing a diamond ring on her left hand, and today a source confirmed the news to People. The couple’s engagement comes 9 months after they welcomed their son, Dakota Song Culkin. When reached for comment, Dakota removed his mother’s breast from his mouth and gurgled, “Hold up. My parents have been living in sin this entire time?! And lemme guess… they want me to learn to walk so I can be the ring bearer. Fat chance!” Continue reading
Taylor Lautner Proposed To His Girlfriend Taylor In Front Of A Giant “Lautner” Sign
It’s time to hang up your hats, Team Jacob fans (do those actually still exist?) who never believed the gay rumors because the wolfman of your dreams Taylor Lautner is now engaged. Shark boys grow up so fast, don’t they? He’ll soon be wedded to his nurse-slash-YouTuber girlfriend Taylor Dome. As is customary, 29-year-old Taylor shared the big news on Instagram.
Kristen Stewart Is Engaged To Dylan Meyer
Almost exactly two years ago, Kristen Stewart told Howard Stern that she couldn’t “fucking wait” to marry her girlfriend, Dylan Meyer. Well, it looks like Kristen Stewart can officially retire her How Long Do I Have To Fucking Wait countdown clock because she recently returned to Howard Stern’s SiriusXM show and announced that she and Dylan are going to get married. It’s only Tuesday, and it’s already shaping up to be a great week for engaygements (to the LGBTQ+ community, I am so sorry for turning that word into such a terrible pun).
Britney Spears And Sam Asghari Are Engaged, And Yes, He’s Going To Sign A Prenup
If your eyeballs have a case of the Mondays, then it may have looked like Britney Spears was throwing up a period-tipped middle finger, and you probably guessed that was directed at her dad/soon-to-be-ex-conservator Jamie Spears. But that’s Brit Brit’s hitchin’ finger (which looks like it’s actually her right ring finger but the image is probably flipped or Brit Brit’s starting a new trend).
Just a quick minute before this year’s MTV VMAs (or as us olds know it as, “that time of year when we scream, ‘Who are these fetuses?!'”), Britney snatched the spotlight by announcing on Instagram that her boyfriend of nearly five years, Sam Asghari, is now her betrothed. And as Daddy Spears prolapses with rage, Starbucks has begun working on a stunning wedding dress made out of Venti paper cups, a bridal version of their Starbucks mermaid crown, and a magnificent Frapp-flavored wedding cake.
Taryn Manning Got Engaged At A Bar In Florida
Sorry, everybody, Taryn Manning is officially off the market. The 42-year-old actress/singer/Dancing with the Stars reject got engaged at a bar in Panama City, Florida on Friday. Her girlfriend fiancée, musician Anne Cline, popped the question mid-performance. TMZ has the video of the surprise proposal: Anne walks into the crowd, goes down on one knee, and presents Taryn with a ring. You can’t hear what they’re saying, but Taryn crouches down, they kiss, and Anne slides the ring on her finger. Then they hug and kiss some more. So, using my Mentalist-level body language-reading abilities, my expert guess is Taryn accepted. Taryn confirmed my suspicions to TMZ, adding,“It was the easiest YES I ever said!”