Night Crumbs

November 6, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

Kristen Stewart told Howard Stern that she can’t fucking wait to marry her girlfriend of a minute, Dylan Meyer, and it seems like she’s already got it planned out. Sara Dinkin, Stella Maxwell, Soko, and all of her other ten thousand ex-girlfriends are seething, because they never got a big diamond engagement ring as a keepsake. The only thing they got was KStew’s assistant handing them a cardboard box to put their shit in as a U-Haul pulled up to the driveway – Lainey Gossip

Who knew that Joker is the only film in history to be rated R? – Pajiba

Master Archie is talking at six months old and I’m guessing his first words were, “No more commercial flights please.” – Celebitchy

Mess, but then again, that titty leche is probably seriously molly-infused so I don’t blame that crazy raver for trying to lap it up – OMG Blog

Meanwhile, Ariadna Gutierrez’s nipple slits are probably still coughing up glitter from this photo shoot – (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather

Jorge Nava from 90 Day Fiance proves that there’s no diet like the prison diet – Starcasm

Maya Hawke is looking like a China plate if a China plate was an ice skater – Popoholic

Le prayer circle around Catherine Deneuve who had a minor stroke and is recovering in the hospital – Just Jared

Pic: YouTube

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