Category: Ellen Degeneres
Ellen DeGeneres Is Reportedly Stressing Out About All The “Ellen Is Mean” Rumors
If you find yourself running out of things to do during this COVID-19 quarantine, one way to pass the time is to go on the internet and search, “Stories about Ellen being a cold-hearted snake.” Because at this point, there’s enough material about Ellen DeGeneres’ alleged mean ways to keep you busy for the next three weeks. The Coles Notes of the situation is that Ellen is the boss from Hell, despite promoting kindness to the Ellen viewers at home.
Ellen is so allegedly heartless, you might think she’d respond to all that chatter by sarcastically dabbing invisible tears with her most recent bank statement, before retiring to one of her mansion’s many pools. But according to several sources who spoke with Us Weekly, Ellen is very concerned that those rumors aren’t going away.
Ellen DeGeneres’ 2014 Oscars Bodyguard Said That The Experience Of Working For Her Was “Demeaning”
Another day, another story about how Ellen DeGeneres is the Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde (any reason to name-check that Sean Young classic is a good reason) of daytime TV. Once again, another non-famous pleb has a story to tell about how Ellen isn’t the happy rainbow of kindness farts, like she is on TV.
The “One World: Together At Home” Concert Happened Last Night
The One World: Together at Home global concert event happened last night, featuring a ton of celebrities who, at some point, got tired of staring at the wall and instead decided to mic up, find the part of their house that looks the least opulent, and croak out some of your favorite karaoke tunes (mostly, sans fards) in real-time. It raised more than $127 million to fight coronavirus, and yes, Ellen DeGeneres found a way to piss people off… during a charity show. It’s a gift!
The Crew From “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” Have Reportedly Gotten Screwed Over During The COVID-19 Hiatus
Ellen DeGeneres’ unofficial catchphrase might be “Be Kind To One Another,” but as we’ve learned many, many times, it might just be something that looks good embroidered on a hoodie and sold on the Ellen shop website for $55. Many have alleged that Ellen is The Devil in a pair of sneakers and an “Aw shucks” accent, but most of the stories are hearsay, or a friend-of-a-friend type anecdotes.
Variety how claims that numerous inside sources from Ellen’s show have given them an inside peek at what it’s like working for her during the COVID-19 shutdown. And if they’re telling the truth, then Ellen might want to go ahead and get a hoodie made up that says, “Be kind to one another, with the exception of most of the people who work on my show.”
Ellen DeGeneres Pissed Off The Internet By Comparing Isolation In Her Luxury Mansion To Jail
While the coronavirus pandemic has kept the world inside of their houses, inmates at prisons have been worried they’re going to catch the virus in their cramped and likely already-infected cell. Which is just like being at Ellen’s house! I mean, you know Ellen and her wife Portia de Rossi trade Honey Buns for cunnilingus. Ellen agrees and she made a joke about it. I’d say, “read the room, Ellen,” but she probably did, and the assistant she forced to be there was like, “Hilarious, Ms. DeGeneres, as always. Amazing! Comedy genius of our time! Please don’t yell at me. I have no more tears to cry!”
Twitter Came Together To Share Horror Stories About Ellen DeGeneres––For Charity
And now for a little heartwarming example of how shared hatred can unite total strangers while raising some much-needed coin for the less fortunate. Comedian and former Gilmore Girls producer, Kevin T. Porter, started an initiative on Friday that thousands of others have been getting behind. He shared a tweet with his followers, stating that he would be donating money to the Los Angeles Regional Food Bank––with a catch. Everybody who had a story about Ellen DeGeneres being a big old meanie should tweet him––and for every story he received, he’d match it with $2. Who says a global disaster can’t bring people together?