Category: PornHub
Searches for Stormy Daniels’ Content On Pornhub Have Skyrocketed Since Donald Trump’s Arrest
Since Donald Trump was indicted on 34 counts of falsifying business records and was taken in to get his teeny, tiny fingerprints taken yesterday, Americans have been handling this historical event in a few different ways. Some Trump supporters crowded the NYC courthouse and Trump Tower to protest his arrest; some showed up to counter-protest; and many stayed home to process this all in another way: taking to Pornhub to see if Stormy Daniels’ downstairs was worth $130,000 and potential jail time. According to TMZ, Stormy–who’s already making a ton from her “Team Stormy” merch— is also dominating Pornhub during all of this.
Pornhub Is Giving Away Free Premium Access To Italy During Coronavirus Lockdown
So Italy is on full lockdown mode. 188 people in Italy reportedly died from corona in just 24 hours with over 1000 deaths in total. And over 15,000 people have been infected in the country. Italy has been hit the worst outside of China–the coronavirus epicenter. To fight against this, the government is offering a helping hand in many ways. For example, people are getting mortgage payments suspended. But that’s not all the country is doing. Another helping hand (covered with lube) is being lent by Pornhub. Everyone in Italy is getting free premium porn! Lock it down and bust out the cum rags!
A Stunt Porn Was Filmed Inside An Open Santa Monica Library
Fuckery was afoot at the Ocean Park Branch of the Santa Monica Public Library a couple of weeks ago. In fact, in this case, fuckery was also adick, avag and acoupleoftittays. According to the Santa Monica Daily Press, 19-year-old porn actress Ellie Eilish and an accomplice filmed a 10-minute full fucking video in the library and uploaded it to PornHub. Then I guess some concerned citizen was watching PornHub and yelled “now wait a minute, that’s MY masturbation nook!”, and raised the alarm prompting library patrons and local residents to express their outrage on social media. The video has since been removed from PornHub but the pages of Scruples by Judith Krantz are still stuck together.
Mia Khalifa Says She Only Made $12,000 From Porn Despite Still Being Globally Ranked
Mia Khalifa was apparently the second most searched porn star on Pornhub last year even though she hasn’t done porn since 2014. Why has she not done porn, you ask? Did she get tired of it, move on, find other work? Well no, not really. She left after making only $12,000 from her short career, because she was getting death threats from ISIS. Yes thee ISIS was threatening to kill Mia Khalifa because of a porn she did in a hijab.
PornHub Is Looking To Buy Tumblr
The Verge is reporting that PornHub is looking to buy Tumblr, the once-prominent time-waster of university age-gays and the still-prominent time-waster for Nazis. You may be cheering to yourself about the hope of female nipples and dicks once more appearing on Tumblr after PornHub buys it, but beware! For there is a dark under-bellied truth to the Tumblr acquisition which speaks to a broader problem in the porn community. Yeah guys, this isn’t just big tits and jacking off: it’s a business.