Searches for Stormy Daniels’ Content On Pornhub Have Skyrocketed Since Donald Trump’s Arrest

April 5, 2023 / Posted by:

Since Donald Trump was indicted on 34 counts of falsifying business records and was taken in to get his teeny, tiny fingerprints taken yesterday, Americans have been handling this historical event in a few different ways. Some Trump supporters crowded the NYC courthouse and Trump Tower to protest his arrest; some showed up to counter-protest; and many stayed home to process this all in another way: taking to Pornhub to see if Stormy Daniels’ downstairs was worth $130,000 and potential jail time. According to TMZ, Stormy–who’s already making a ton from her “Team Stormymerch— is also dominating Pornhub during all of this.

Pornhub crunched the numbers, and Donald’s day of being brought to a reckoning for his large array of hush payments and “catch-and-kill” schemes was a massive day for “Stormy” searches–though Pornhub didn’t reveal how much money she’d see from the frenzy.

We’re told Pornhub users searched “Stormy” more than 650,000 times Tuesday … it’s a staggering figure on its own, but when it’s compared to her daily search average over the first three months of the year, it works out to a whopping 32,400% increase.

Diving deeper into the numbers … by 1:00 PM ET, as folks were waiting for Trump’s motorcade to arrive at Manhattan Criminal Court, Pornhub says “Stormy” searches were six times their normal level … which usually isn’t peak horny hours.

Trump’s accused of paying Stormy $130,000 to shut up about the alleged affair. As for how much Stormy is making off the recent spike in her videos … Pornhub is mum.

Here’s a look at Stormy’s numbers, with the line going from six to midnight in the lead-up to Trump’s proceedings, much akin to his “Mario Kart mushroom” emerging from his “yeti pubes” during his and Stormy’s fateful encounters that started back in 2006:

Someone check Don Jr. and Eric Trump’s search histories! Pornhub says “jail” and “prison” searches also saw an uptick yesterday, so Trump possibly beginning to be held accountable for his actions must really be getting some people’s juices a’flowin. Word to the wise for when it comes to the “catch-and-kill” portion of the trial: do not search that phrase on Pornhub unless you also want to end up in court! Maybe stick to “unintentional quickies” and “spray tan streaks on sheets.

Pics:, Pornhub Insights

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