Category: Donald Trump

Journey’s Neil Schon Sent A Cease And Desist Order To Bandmate Jonathan Cain For Playing The Band’s Music At Trump Events

December 22, 2022 / Posted by:

Journey‘s 1981 hit Don’t Stop Believin’ is a timeless tale about following your dreams. It is also the last song most bars play when they want you to get the fuck out. A classic tune, either way. But unfortunately, since the song is wildly popular, that means its reach extends to people who probably need to stop believing in their dreams and go sit down somewhere. This brings me to Trump who claimed he’s running for POTUS again. And at his most recent gathering at Mar-a-Lago, Journey member Jonathan Cain (right) performed the tune to hype up the crowd. And that’s when his bandmate, Neal Schon (left), tossed a cease and desist order at Jonathan to inform him to stop using their wholesome song for such an unsavory group of folks.

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Kanye West Announced His 2024 Presidential Run On Twitter And Admits Donald Trump Is Not Happy About It

November 28, 2022 / Posted by:

While the rest of us were passed out from too much turkey on Thanksgiving Kanye West clearly got his holidays mixed up and thought it was Halloween. Because after making a return to Twitter, he frightened the stuffing out of everyone when he seemingly announced his 2024 run for president. This news came days after revealing he attended a secret dinner with current POS and former POTUS Donald Trump at his Honey Comb hideout Mar-a-Lago. Details surrounding their covert dinner of disaster were minimal at first but now Kanye is ready to let the world know exactly how Trump reacted when he told him he would be running again in 2024.

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Elon Musk Welcomes Trump Back To Twitter

November 20, 2022 / Posted by:

Twitter continues its march into hell with the billionaire-cum-pathetic memelord Elon Musk at the helm. Having led a disastrous effort at making verification available for anyone then quickly taking that away once everyone roasted him for it, battling dangerous Elon Musk impersonators like Kathy Griffin, and firing practically everyone at Twitter for not being “hardcore” enough, Elon is still trying to make his version of a free speech Twitter happen. Apparently, his vision of truth and honesty includes bringing back former president and stable genius Donald Trump onto the platform. Everyone can finally log off Truth Social!!!!

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Ivanka Trump Cropped Kimberly Guilfoyle Out Of A Picture She Shared From Tiffany Trump’s Wedding

November 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Tropical Storm Nicole may have given Tiffany Trump the vapors last week by threatening to trash her wedding to Lebanese-French-American-Nigerian billionaire heir Michael Boulos, but the wedding went off without a hitch and the only trash flying around that day was her own family. According to Us Weekly, Tiffany’s older half-sister, Ivanka Trump, appears to have strategically cut her future sister-in-law, Don Jr.’s fiancee Kimberly Guilfoyle, out of the wedding photos she posted on Instagram. Petty? Sure. Trashy? Undeniably. Wrong? Very. Rude? Absolutely. Hilarious? Well, as one person on Twitter commented— “lol

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Tiffany Trump Is “Flipping Out” As Hurricane Nicole Threatens To Derail Her Mar-A-Lago Wedding This Weekend

November 10, 2022 / Posted by:

You never know what you’re going to come home with after you’ve been partying in Mykonos with Lindsay Lohan. But whichever muse inspired Alanis Morrisette to write Ironic must have been going extra hard that fateful night in 2018 when she and Lindsay conspired to send Tiffany Trump home with a Nigerian prince and possibly head lice. Now, four years later, the Ironic muse finally found the keys she lost in the sand at Lindsay’s now-shuttered beach club just in time to send Tiffany some rain on her wedding day.

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As Kanye West Prepares To Purchase Right-Wing Social Platform Parler, Trump Admits That Kanye Needs Help

October 17, 2022 / Posted by:

Kanye West is determined to blend words together into gibberish so we all understand he’s a “free thinker” who can’t be controlled. At least, that’s what he thinks. Because the rest of the world sees a man who needs to go have several seats with a bowl of Lucky Charms and Lexapro. But Kanye is still at it. Since he was kicked off of Twitter and Instagram, Kanye plans on purchasing right-winged social media platform Parler. This WTF? decision is so terribly ill-advised even Kanye’s friend and fellow terrible person Donald Trump is squinting his eyes in Kanye’s direction and asking him, “Are you Ok?” And that says a lot.

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