Ivana Trump (born name: Ivana Marie Zelníčková), businesswoman, author, and first wife of You Know Who, died today in NYC. It seems that Ivana’s death was pretty sudden because TMZ says that paramedics went to Ivana’s home in NYC this afternoon after the NYPD got a call about her going into cardiac arrest. ABC News adds that Ivana was found at the bottom of the stairs of her home. Ivana was 73.
Well, Dr. Oz’s dream of becoming Senator Dr. Oz (which is many, many, many people’s nightmare) is one step closer to coming true after his rival, Dave McCormick, conceded in Pennyslvania’s Republican primary for Senate. Politico says that Dr. Oz is now the presumptive GOP candidate for the open U.S. Senate seat in Pennsylvania and will face off against Democratic nominee John Fetterman in November. And since another TV quack’s political grift seems to be paying off, Dr. Phil’s slimy fingers are probably inching toward candidate registration forms for POTUS 2024.
It’s been over a year since our long national nightmare of POTUS Trump came to an end, but he’s still got supporters out there and his supporters are still spewing out all kinds of foolery. One conspiracy theory is that President Joe Biden is actually dead and that several actors are out there portraying him including Jim Carrey who played Biden on Saturday Night Live during the 2020-2021 season. And Jim’s Biden wasn’t even that great, but MAGA messes seem to think that his Biden is good enough to fool everyone.
I wasn’t ever quite sure what was on her agenda when Kimberly Guilfoyle unhinged her jaw and ominously screamed THE BEST IS YET TO COME during the 2020 RNC, better known on Twitter as the #CocaineConvention, but it looks like it might have been referring to some personal developments. I honestly thought she was summoning an army of demons from the depths of Abaddon but according to Page Six, she might have just been foretelling something more personal. Because on Saturday, Kimberly posted an Instagram pic that makes it seem like she and her boyfriend of a year Donald Trump Jr. are headed to the altar. And since there are no altars in Hell, I guess that means they’re probably getting married at the closest equivalent, the Donald J. Trump Grand Ballroom at Mar-A-Lago.
Oh, wild, the guy who kept wearing a red MAGA hat and endorsing Donald Trump was reportedly a puppet for GOP elites? Wow, I honestly did not see that one coming. I thought Kanye West’s failed US Presidential campaign was 100% narcissism based. But according to The Daily Beast, experts say that Kanye’s campaign appears to have hidden or disguised potentially millions of dollars in services received from elite GOP members. It’s really too bad Kim Kardashian no longer wants anything to do with him, because it sounds like Kanye could need a lawyer sometime in the future.
Remember how Prince Andrew has repeatedly tried to brush off his friendship with the late Jeffrey Epstein, by claiming they weren’t even barely friends, and he only stayed at Jeffrey’s place in New York a handful of times? Yeah, I hope he’s got another one of those rock-solid creative excuses in his pocket, because he, among several other high-profile types, were just named in court, under oath, as being passengers on Jeffrey Epstein’s private jet.