Category: Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton Weaves Ridiculous Tale Of Her Breasts On “The Tonight Show”
If you want a story with a twist don’t watch an M. Night Shyamalan movie, just listen to this absolutely wack-a-doodle tale spun by Dolly Parton while she was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. I mean, I did not know where she was going with her story but it somehow ended up about her breasts? Of course it turns out she was just pulling our legs, but damn, she actually got me.
Hollywood Reared Its Ugly Head On The CMA Awards Red Carpet
Dolly Parton is, as always, pure perfection. Her love for all things shiny and tight, makes me miss the CMA red carpets of old. But of course, nostalgia is a big theme in country music, and the red carpet of this year’s CMA Awards is making me nostalgic as hell for a time before Hollywood muscled its way into Nashville and diluted its rugged charm with the likes of Gigi Hadid. WHY WAS SHE THERE?!
Dolly Parton Says That The “9 To 5” Sequel Probably Won’t Happen
Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin, and Jane Fonda were in talks to create a sequel to 9 to 5. Rashida Jones was supposedly working on the new script with original writer Patricia Resnick, and the sequel was going to be about a new class of ladies who deal with a shit boss and get help from Dolly, Lily, and Jane on how to take him down. But it turns out the script and the timing are making things difficult. So it’s on hold for now. Dolly said that the three of them (and I’m sure both of Dolly’s boobs were consulted) couldn’t agree on a script.
Open Post: Hosted By The Joyous News About Dolly Parton’s Wig Line!
Honey, I will be buying as many Dolly Parton-brand wigs as my wallet will allow. So only one and I’ll have to pay it off over the course of a month and a half. Or maybe I’ll just go broke for Dolly Parton wigs and live on the street in a perfectly-untangled, hand-sewn human-hair wig cocoon? Dolly Parton: saving the homeless. Yes it’s true! In a new interview with Elle, Dolly has revealed to us that wigs will be included in her upcoming lifestyle brand.
Dolly Parton Sleeps With A Beat Face In Case Of Emergency
Does a theme park that smells like BBQ and features a 52-foot fake tree sculpture with “620 acrylic butterflies” glued on and piped in music sound tacky to you? Yes, well good. Dolly Parton wouldn’t have it any other way. Dolly recently paid a visit to Dollywood to commemorate a 6-acre expansion called Wildwood Grove where she performed in a “sequined lilac pantsuit with black piping and matching butterfly wings”. She also used the occasion to bless us with a little interview for the New York Times. I swear, whenever things on earth get too stupid and mean, Dolly can sense it, and alights from stars on butterfly wings to remind us that common decency and common sense still exist in this world.
A Dolly Parton Lifestyle Brand Is Coming
When the Marie Kondo “get rid of all your shit” revolution happened I didn’t understand why us “specialty collectors” (ok, hoarders) had been commanded to clear space in our houses with such a manic sense of urgency. At the time, the KonMari method felt a bit drastic, but now it all makes sense! Dolly Parton has just signed a deal for a complete lifestyle brand. Hole-E-Shit. Now I know why I was commanded to make room in my closets and cupboards- I needed space to fill up with everything and anything Dolly. Thank you, Marie Kondo! Continue reading