Category: Dennis Quaid

65-Year-Old Dennis Quaid Is Dating A 26-Year-Old PhD Student

June 7, 2019 / Posted by:

65-year-old Dennis Quaid is getting with 26-year-old graduate student Laura Savoie. Yes, I did the math for you, that’s a 39 year age difference. Other fun math: Laura was born in 1993, graduated high school in 2011, she’s younger than Dennis’ oldest child (who is 27), and yet is still technically too old for Woody Allen.

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Miranda Lambert Showed Up To The ACM Awards With Her Shiny New Husband

April 8, 2019 / Posted by:

There was plenty of opportunity for some good old fashioned country music drama last night at the Academy of Country Music Awards (the ACMs, which are not to be confused with the CMAs, the other white meat of country music awards shows), but there was nary a whiff of grain alcohol-soaked card cheatin’, man stealin’, hair pullin’, cussin’ and a’fightin’, and hootin’-n-’hollerin’ at the event. The only scandal worth tellin’ a mule happened on the red carpet when Miranda Lambert, the savior of country drama, showed up looking like the cat who chicken fried the canary and ate it with a side of grits . She brought her new husband Brendan McLoughlin with her.

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Dennis Quaid Talked To Megyn Kelly About Cocaine Binges And Meg Ryan

July 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Since I just assumed all of Hollywood walked around during the 1980s looking like the MAC girl in the make-up trailer went a little heavy on the face powder, I wasn’t too shocked to hear Dennis Quaid dabbled more in booger sugar during the Reagan years than 2-for-1 draft beers at happy hour. Alas, for Megyn Kelly, nothing blows off the pants of morning TV like knowing that everyone’s favorite 90s gal pal Meg Ryan was sleeping next to a nose Hoover for so many years – and he has plenty to say about both. Continue reading

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The American Humane Association Has Absolved “A Dog’s Purpose” Of Animal Cruelty

February 4, 2017 / Posted by:

Like many of you, I too watched that footage from the set of A Dog’s Purpose and thought, “the Trump administration is making movies now?

The film was poorly reviewed, and Dennis Quaid briefly considered returning to the arms of Meg Ryan for solace (I’m not sure he could recognize her to find her), and everybody wants to use robot dogs on film sets from now on. Or cats (I kid!). It turns out that what we were all watching wasn’t what we thought it was.

At least the American Humane Association thinks so.

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Dennis Quaid Denies Any Animal Abuse Happened On The Set Of “A Dog’s Purpose”

January 24, 2017 / Posted by:

A quick minute after TMZ posted gross footage of a trainer forcing Hercules the German shepherd into churning water on the set of A Dog’s Purpose, the movie’s director Lasse Hallström and one of its stars Josh Gad called the clip “disturbing.” One of the movie’s other stars, Dennis Quaid, is also disturbed but in a different way. Dennis Quaid is disturbed that a low-down dirty scammer would edit and manipulate behind-the-scenes footage for a stack of money. Basically, Dennis thinks that anybody who believes dog abuse is happening in that clip got GOT!

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How Not To Pronounce Saoirse Ronan’s Name By Dennis Quaid

December 10, 2015 / Posted by:

Dennis Quaid must have been absent the day that Professor Ryan Gosling taught the class how to correctly pronounce Saoirse Ronan’s name. (I watched that lesson and my brain still wants to pronounce her name as Saw-Or-See.) Randy Quaid’s brother, Angela Bassett, Not Gina Rodriguez and Chloe Grace Moretz all got up at the hour of the ungodly this morning to announce the Golden Globe nominations. When it was Dennis’ turn at the podium, he had his own Dick Poop moment while dribbling out the nominations for Best Actress in a ~dramatic~ movie. By the way, “Dick Poop Moment” sounds like the sequel to Sinead O’Connor’s piece about “the difficult brown.” 

DQ must be a graduate of John Travolta’s School of Pronunciation, because when he got to Saoirse Ronan’s name, this came out of his mouth:

Sheesha Ronan! Dude hacked up Saoirse’s first name and he gave me the hungries while doing so. Because when you say “Sheesha Ronan” really fast, it sounds like you’re saying chicharrones.

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Great, now thanks to Dennis Quaid’s sloppy mouth, I’m going to be hungry this entire awards season. Every time I see Saoirse Ronan, I’m going to picture her as a giant, delicious pork rind.

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