Category: BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS: Sofia Richie Had To Leave An “Extremely Awkward” Pilates Class Because Amelia Hamlin Was There
High School Drama Alert! And well, that makes sense since these two were in high school not that long ago. But 22-year-old Sofia Richie had to leave her regular pilates class early because–GASP!–her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Scott Disick‘s new girlfriend, 19-year-old Amelia Hamlin, was there. OMG, you guys, can you believe it? She had to miss pilates! But sources say it would have been “extremely awkward.” Extremely?! Oh, phew! I’m sure that yoga class trauma would have reverbed throughout Sofia’s whole being!
Usher Did Not Tip Strippers With Fake Money After All
Obviously, when someone like Usher is accused of something so heinous as disrespecting a Las Vegas stripper he needs to respond. Not only is he doing a residency in the City of Sin and absolutely should not piss off the stripper community, but as a celebrity, being on the outs with strippers is like a Real Housewife being on the outs with plastic surgeons in her area. Social. Suicide. TMZ says Usher has defended his good name and said he absolutely did not pay strippers in fake “Ush-bucks.” He paid them real money as well as “Ush-bucks.” Glad that’s cleared up.
JLo’s Engagement Ring Did Not Make An Appearance In Her Latest Instagram Pictures
Just last month, every dictionary updated their definition of “love” to read, “Does not exist, don’t even bothering looking for it,” after it was reported that Jennifer Lopez shit-canned her engagement to Alex Rodriguez over him flirting with a Bravo reality trick on Instagram. But as everyone was lying on the bathroom floor in the fetal position, mourning the loss of history’s greatest love story, we were given a serving of hope (“Hope? Is she hot? How much can she bench?” A-Rod) when it was reported that they didn’t break up and were just going through a “rough patch.” But well, grab some Dramamine, because the roller coaster of emotions that JLo and A-Rod have taken us on has dipped into possible SplitsVille territory again. Because JLo posted pictures on Instagram and her engagement ring was not on her hitchin’ finger.
Addison Rae Sleeps In Kourtney Kardashian’s Room When They Have Sleepovers
Because the machinations of white supremacy remain undefeated, Addison Rae continues to have “a moment” of indeterminate length. It could be your standard 15 and done, or it could drag on for several more years. According to Page Six, Addison is embedded with the Kardashian Koven, which could signal a protracted period in which Addison Rae continues to be thrust upon us. Apparently, 20-year-old Addison has grown particularly close with 41-year-old Kourtney Kardashian and in an upcoming episode of KUWTK, Kourtney’s son Mason Disick reveals that his dad, Scott Disick, isn’t the only member of the family with a penchant for inviting much younger women to sleep in his bed.
Cardi B Threatens Peppa Pig For Teaching Her Daughter How To Jump In Puddles
Cardi B is learning why it’s absolutely stupid as shit to continuously buy your infant expensive things, as her 2-year-old daughter Kulture‘s love of one Peppa Pig has led to the child ruining her costly Ugg boots. Think Cardi is mad now? Just wait until Kulture shits in her Birkin.
Master Archie Has Graced His Mom And Dad’s Little Podcast With His Voice
About two weeks ago, we all found out that Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle followed up their multi-million dollar Netflix deal with a multi-million dollar Spotify deal. And today they put out their first podcast episode for Spotify and it’s a “holiday special” that features a bunch of their famous friends like Sir Elton John, Tyler Perry, and James Corden. Meghan’s neighbor and BFF Oprah does not make an appearance, and probably because The Mighty O didn’t even want to bother since she knew that everyone was just going to fast forward through the episode to get to the only star of it: 18-month-old Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor! Ginger Archie slobbers out a few words and giggles at the end of the episode. All headlines about Harry and Meghan’s episode focus on Archie and he’s probably the sole reason why anybody listened! Master Archie ENDED all podcasts without even trying!