Cardi B Threatens Peppa Pig For Teaching Her Daughter How To Jump In Puddles
Cardi B is learning why it’s absolutely stupid as shit to continuously buy your infant expensive things, as her 2-year-old daughter Kulture‘s love of one Peppa Pig has led to the child ruining her costly Ugg boots. Think Cardi is mad now? Just wait until Kulture shits in her Birkin.
Cardi put Peppa on blast and started a new pork beef. Peppa better watch it because we all know that Cardi B is allegedly capable of ordering a hit on a trick. Apparently, Kulture has been learning some bad habits from that hog, Peppa, and has been hopping her little ass into all kinds of puddles. And since Cardi doesn’t buy her child shit from Target like the regulars, the puddle-jumping is ruining the expensive little Uggs she buys for Kulture. She tweeted:
My baby been watching peppa pig 🐷 and now Everytime she sees a wetpuddle she wants to stomp on top of it 😒😒That shit gets me so tight ! FuCkin up her uggs……Deum you peppa pig …COUNT YOUR FUCKIN DAYS!🤬
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) December 28, 2020
Well, on the bright side, at least Kulture hasn’t ruined that $88,000 purse she definitely needs. And the Internet has already gone ahead and meme’d this by pasting Kulture’s face over Peppa.
Peppa Pig (kulture ver.)
"muddy puddles"@iamcardib pic.twitter.com/Xi7G0d5wSU— CardiBArchive (@CardiBArchive) December 28, 2020
Well, RIP Peppa Pig. When Cardi B gets revenge, she gets revenge! Or she’ll at least throw one of those ruined Uggs at Peppa. But Peppa hasn’t been so stunned since Suzie Sheep gooped her about her whistling. Peppa better get her affairs in order–she’s about to be bacon. Hopefully, she finally learned to whistle.
Pic: YouTube/Entertainment One