“Southern Charm’s” Madison LeCroy Is Back With Some SHOCKING NEWS And Says Alex Rodriguez Wanted A “Side Chick” While With Jennifer Lopez
When Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez confirmed their split back in April 2021, A-Rod threw out a Hail Mary damage control statement in an interview with ET, “We’re so grateful for the last five years; how do we make the next five years better because of lessons learned?” If you’re wondering what said “lessons” were, it’s probably how to better execute stealth while cheating on your woman with random chicks on Instagram- which was uncovered when Southern Charm’s Madison LeCroy popped up to say she and A-Rod FaceTimed after he slid into her DMs. Now, almost two years later, Madison’s spilled that she thinks Alex was actively looking for a side chick when he reached out to her. “You don’t say?” said all the chicks whose DMs he probably slid into.
These thirsty motherfuckers. Slate reports that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are so parched that Ben has a his and herses soda fountain in his office that dispenses both Diet Coke (His) and Diet Pepsi (contractually Herses). And here I thought JLo left her Hims & and Hers holdings to Alex Rodriguez. But no, The Brand lives on, only this time instead of duking it out in your medicine cabinet, the gendered Vitameatavegamin wars will be fought at the office water bubbler, not in the bathroom.
The Super Bowl is a big event and since famous rich people spend their lives going to big events and having their pictures taken at them, that absolutely happened last night as well! Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were two famous people who attended the sporting event and wouldn’t you know that they weren’t the only ones! And it’s a bit awkward because JLo’s ex-fiancé, Alex Rodriguez, was there too. But Bennifer 1.0 doesn’t care! They danced for the cameras like everyone was watching, baby! Or rather… she did.
Not long ago, Jennifer Lopez washed her hands of her ex-fiance Alex Rodriguez pictorially by deleting all the pictures of him from her Instagram page. Now, Us Weekly reports that she’s also “washing her hands of him” commercially as well. When JLo and A-Rod formally announced the obvious, they said they would “continue to work together and support each other on our shared businesses and projects,” but that is no longer the case. That means their joint investment in the telehealth company Hims & Hers will likely be coming to an end and I fully expect an announcement that Jen’s new old man (or old new man, both work) Ben Affleck will be the face of a new telemedicine company called Himses and SheAlreadyDoneHadHerses.
The Benniferaissance has been in full swing for a while now. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have not let up for even a moment, and through it all, Jennifer still had pictures of her ex Alex Rodriguez on her Instagram page. While the two have sort of hinted at staying cordial because of business connections, these two are donezo completely. Jennifer has scrubbed him from her Instagram. No vacation photos. No dinners. It’s a clean sweep and A-Rod has been wiped from Jennifer’s timeline!
Alex Rodriguez is finally facing reality: he and Jennifer Lopez are over, kaput, dunzo, never gonna happen again never ever ever! Well, not unless JLo’s hard up for some attention in eighteen years and takes his old ass back to capitalize on the public’s thirst for 2020 nostalgia. But until then, they’re through. Originally it was reported that A-Rod believed he and JLo would “stay friends” post-breakup, which, as we all know, is the first step towards backsliding into romance. But then Jennifer allegedly cut Alex off for being “too needy.” And now that she’s reunited with Ben Affleck, a source told Entertainment Tonight that A-Rod has finally realized his JLo phase is over. Jennifer joins the ranks of A-Rod celebrity exes such as Madonna, Kate Hudson, and Cameron Diaz. Let me punch that data into my celebrity math calculator and figure out who his next paramour will be… beep boop beep boop… Paul Reubens?! OK, this thing’s broken.