This is no doubt going to be heartbreaking news for anyone who was eagerly anticipating what it would be like if Jennifer Lopez owned the New York Mets. Me personally, I pictured Mr. Met in a sexy pinstripe thong, whipping himself around a stripper pole while JLo belted out an extra-sexy version of the national anthem. That’s definitely not something that will ever happen, because The New York Post is saying that JLo and Alex Rodriguez have ended their quest to buy the Mets.
Today in business and sports news (sigh), Jennifer Lopez and her current fiancée, Alex Rodriguez, whose combined net worth is reportedly about $700 million, “have retained JPMorgan Chase to raise capital for a possible bid on the New York Mets.” Translation: JLo and A-Rod partnered with some big money companies to try and buy a baseball team.
Damn, when those two finally get hitched, that divorce is going to be a doozy. Continue reading
For whatever reason, Jose Canseco still keeps trying to convince the world that Alex Rodriquez is a cheating bastard, and the world keeps saying no duh. Last year, Jose was watching World of Dance and got a bee in his bonnet when he saw Jennifer Lopez, who at the time was newly engaged to Alex. Apparently this provoked many strong feelings in Jose, prompting him to tweet into the wind that A-Rod was having an affair with his ex-wife Jessica Canseco (a claim Jessica later denied). Sadly, nobody seemed to care, least of all JLo and A-Rod who were too busy doing an ultra wealthy version of GTL (that’s gym, tan, lie around on a pile of cash while the maids do the laundry). Now, according to The New York Post, Jose is still trying to save JLo from making the biggest mistake of her life (as if that ship hadn’t already sailed when she made Gigli) by marrying a cheater.
Yesterday, Sean “Diddy” Combs hosted The Team Love Dance-A-Thon, anInstagram livestream which featured over 100,000 viewers looking in on celebrities having a great time quarantined in their million-dollar houses. Whoopee! It was for charity, though, with the money raised (over $4 million) going to the non-profit Team Love x Direct Relief COVID-19 fund. And it featured a bunch of celebrities like LeBron James, Shaquille O’Neal, Snoop Dogg, Drake,a pregnant Ciara, and Russell Wilson. Apparently Diddy didn’t know Ciara is pregnant. Eye roll.
Two more celebrities made an appearance including Diddy’s ex Jennifer Lopez and her fiancé Alex Rodriguez. They were all cool with each other. But it looked like what was not cool for Diddy was Lizzo shaking her ass, because he shut her down while allowing reality show person Draya Michele to do the same thing. But Diddy claims he wasn’t twerk-shaming Lizzo, and blamed it on curse words.
Sure, Jennifer Lopez and Trump’s reported COVID-19 advisor Alex Rodriguez are multi-multi-millionaires who could easily workout in their luxurious gym at home (or snap at their assistant to quickly build them a luxurious home gym if they don’t have one), but then how would they get papped during this pandemic? For rich attention whores, getting papped in workout clothes IS an essential. So even though JLo and A-Rod’s gym in Miami was closed to the peasants, it opened up for them, right before a stay-the-fuck-at-home order was finally issued in the state of Florida.
Woe is the JLo! Even after a successful year of pissing off peal-clutching parents during the Super Bowl halftime show, and scoring a $146,000 birthday car from A-Rod, Jennifer Lopez is still bruised that the Oscars ignored her performance in Hustlers.