Category: BREAKING NEWS
Breakdancing Will Be An Olympic Sport Starting With The Paris 2024 Summer Games
If, like me, you thought that dedicating one’s life to the art of breakdancing had gone out of fashion along with Fila tracksuits, Jheri curls, and Robbie Williams (above), we were wrong. Silly us. We forgot about Europe. ESPN reports that breakdancing, or simply “breaking” as they are going to call it, ensuring at least 30 more years of sweaty “Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo” jokes, has become an official Olympic sport. Beginning with the Paris 2024 summer games, along with skateboarding, surfing, and sport climbing, breaking too, will be electric boogalooing its way to the Olympics.
Open Post: Hosted By The Time That Dame Judi Dench Gave Her Goldfish Life-Saving Mouth-To-Mouth CPR
Nothing like a weekend story about 85-year-old acting legend, Dame Judi Dench, putting her lips on a big, floppy…fish, and blowing it back to life. There’s a joke in there that I’m just not going to touch (unlike Judi, who would not only touch it but probably slobber all over it!).
Susan Sarandon Says That Cher Stole Her Role In “The Witches Of Eastwick”
Debra Messing can really put her shank down finally because Susan Sarandon has decided that she really wants to hear a bouncer angel say, “Sorry, you’re not on the list, bitch,” while trying to get into the gates of heaven by starting an all-out war (not really, not at all) with honorary earth angel Cher. But Susan threw a PLOT TWIST at us, because even though she’s on Team Biden My Tongue And Voting For Joe and Cher is fully on Team Biden, this isn’t about politics. Susan has poured some 33-year-old tea by telling us that the role of Alexandria in The Witches of Eastwick was originally hers but that Cher, seen above exquisitely working one of The Slut Dress’ ancestors, swooped in and took it from her.
Halle Berry’s Got A New Man
Alert, alert! Halle Berry is in a romantic relationship with a human who possesses legs and feet! This classified intelligence leaked yesterday when Halle posted a revealing picture to Instagram. The photo shows her and the leg-foot-person canoodling in what appears to be a bed. In the caption, she writes, “Waking up Vegas!”, and thanks everyone for making her birthday so special. Halle turned 54 and she’s still as bangin’ as when she played Miss Sharon Stone in The Flinstones! Sigh. Life’s not fair to anybody except rich celebs.
No, There Wasn’t A Masked Man Creeping On Jennifer Lopez In The Background Of Her Selfie
Jennifer Lopez recently did what Jennifer Lopez has been known to do many times before, which is that she posted a mid-workout selfie from her in-home gym. Except this time, no one was looking at JLo’s abs or wondering how much time that photo spent as an open document in Photoshop. People on the internet were terrified over what appeared to be a spooky masked man staring at JLo through her window.
But we can all stop screaming for JLo to stop taking selfies and use that iPhone to dial 911. People magazine got to the bottom of the mystery, and it’s not nearly as creepy as the internet thought.
Dolly Parton’s Company Produced “Buffy The Vampire Slayer”
It seems like every minute, we mere mortals get another peak into the glamorous life of country music queen, and living legend, Dolly Parton. Not only is she reading us bedtime stories during the COVID-19 pandemic, and pushing Playboy to include her on their cover once again, but she’s revealed her husband’s three-way dream with Jennifer Aniston, oh ya and that episode of the Queen Latifah show where she busted out her sickening rap skills…Yes, Dolly is an absolute angel of honesty and transparency who never disappoints with the well-intentioned goods. But she kept a HUGE secret from the world and now it’s out and changes EVERYTHING (not really).