Category: Stealing is fun
Open Post: Hosted By The Great Golden Toilet Heist
It’s a sad state of affairs when people go around stealing toilets. I don’t care if it’s regular porcelain or, in this case, made out of 100% solid gold; it’s still a damn toilet. People do all kinds of nasty shit (literally) inside of them so you’d have to be a desperate bitch to run off with someone’s shitter. Especially one that was placed inside of a historic monument.
Open Post: The Gift-Stealing Wedding Crasher Of Texas
A woman in Texas has seen the movie Wedding Crashers one too many times and decided that instead of crashing weddings to fall in love with a bridesmaid and get some free cake, she would take a much more sinister approach and crash weddings to steal the couple’s wedding gifts.
She’s allegedly done this at three different weddings in 6 months. I don’t know if I should be jealous of all the free cake she’s gotten lately or feel sorry for her for having to put on pantyhose and heels so much.
Lindsay Lohan’s Defunct App Is Still Charging People
Back in 2017, Lindsay Lohan launched her lifestyle app, letting people in on her beauty secrets (mostly just cigarette smoking and lying) and it went as well as a Lindsay Lohan lifestyle app could. By that I mean, it stopped updating but is still charging whatever customers it has left. So in other words, Lindsay’s app doesn’t work and is shamelessly stealing people’s cash. That app really is on brand.