Category: Stealing is fun
Jon Gosselin Claims That Kate Gosselin Stole $100,000 From Their Kids In 2019; Kate Says That She Was Just Borrowing It, But Still Hasn’t Paid It Back
It’s been well over a decade since the show Jon and Kate Plus 8 was on the air, and their twins and sextuplets are all grown, so I was sure that Kate Gosselin’s “combusted possum who wants to speak to the manager haircut” would fade out along with their time in the spotlight, but I still get stuck in the customer service line behind an exploding head who wants to burn the Wal-Mart to the fucking ground every now and then, and they continue to hate each other with such a fiery passion that a flickering ember on the Gosselin wick still burns. The Sun revealed that back in 2019, Jon Gosselin took Kate to court when he noticed that $100,000 was missing from the accounts of two of their 18-year-old sextuplets who defected from Kate to live with Jon: Hannah and Collin. The six who remained with Kate are the rest of the sextuplets: Aaden, Joel, Alexis, and Leah, and twins Mady and Cara (21). Kate admitted that she withdrew the funds, but was just borrowing the money “to survive.” However, she has yet to repay them, and it’s unclear if she took even more than that amount since the other six children (and their fat bank accounts) were under her care.
Open Post: Hosted By A Sneaky Cat Stealing A Ball From A Dog
Happy Caturday! If you currently don’t have an eye on your cat, then I suggest you do so right now because you may be missing a few of your favorite watches and necklaces! Cats are pretty stealthy but one purloining pussy was caught ON CAMERA snatching a tennis ball from a clueless dog. Taking things that aren’t yours right from under someone’s nose and then getting caught? Jamie Spears, is that you?!
Open Post: Hosted By The Great Golden Toilet Heist
It’s a sad state of affairs when people go around stealing toilets. I don’t care if it’s regular porcelain or, in this case, made out of 100% solid gold; it’s still a damn toilet. People do all kinds of nasty shit (literally) inside of them so you’d have to be a desperate bitch to run off with someone’s shitter. Especially one that was placed inside of a historic monument.
Open Post: The Gift-Stealing Wedding Crasher Of Texas
A woman in Texas has seen the movie Wedding Crashers one too many times and decided that instead of crashing weddings to fall in love with a bridesmaid and get some free cake, she would take a much more sinister approach and crash weddings to steal the couple’s wedding gifts.
She’s allegedly done this at three different weddings in 6 months. I don’t know if I should be jealous of all the free cake she’s gotten lately or feel sorry for her for having to put on pantyhose and heels so much.
Lindsay Lohan’s Defunct App Is Still Charging People
Back in 2017, Lindsay Lohan launched her lifestyle app, letting people in on her beauty secrets (mostly just cigarette smoking and lying) and it went as well as a Lindsay Lohan lifestyle app could. By that I mean, it stopped updating but is still charging whatever customers it has left. So in other words, Lindsay’s app doesn’t work and is shamelessly stealing people’s cash. That app really is on brand.