Category: Ariana Grande
Lana Del Rey Defends Her Comments About Double Standards In The Music Industry
A couple of days ago, Lana Del Rey proved that she doesn’t actually spend 14 hours a day sitting at a vintage vanity, brushing her hair a million times while blowing pink lipglossed kisses to a bottle of Valium. Lana had some things to say on Instagram about her position in the female pop singer pyramid, and so she wrote out a long piece on the matter and posted it to Instagram. According to Lana, she’s on the bottom row; supporting everyone above her while getting zero recognition for her efforts.
The internet took notice, not because they agreed that Lana was underrated and underappreciated, but because Lana chose to single out many high-profile women of color in her quest for success. Lana has responded to all the social media side-eye she received yesterday, and she would like everyone to know her message absolutely 100% did not come from a place of racism, and it’s the media who turned her Instagram post into a me-vs-them situation.
The Video For Lady Gaga And Ariana Grande’s “Rain On Me” Is Here
That son of a bitch did it. She really did it! Lady Gaga managed to release her new single ft. Ariana Grande, Rain On Me, without any premature leaks (insert joke about pre-cum), a first for her new album Chromatica. A big congrats to Gaga and her team for achieving the absolute bare minimum!
According to Gaga and Ariana, this song is the most meaningful musical collaboration since Hall met Oates. Ditch your therapist and forget the emotion known as “sadness”, because all your struggles are over. Rain On Me is your savior. Continue reading
Lana Del Rey Used Beyonce As An Example Of A Double Standard She Faces As A Glamorous Person
It seems to me that Lana Del Rey has been pretty successful in her career given the fact that I know who she is even though I’m not familiar with her music apart from having a pretty strong feeling it’s the kind of thing one might listen to while wistfully staring out a foggy kitchen window at the rain, wearing a flouncy housecoat and ignoring the screaming kettle that’s sitting on a vintage Wedgwood stove behind you. Her brand is that strong.
However, according to a recent Instagram post, Lana busted out the ye old-timey typewriter font on her notes app and wrote that she feels she’s been “crucified” every time she sings about “feeling beautiful” or “whatever I want,” whereas her rivals are rewarded with “number one songs” for singing about “wearing no clothes,” and name-checking Beyoncé (among others), in the process. Naturally, this statement went over like a lead balloon or Lana on .0005mg of melatonin (it does not take much).
Tekashi69 Claimed That Ariana Grande And Justin Bieber Bought Their #1 Spot On Billboard, And They Slapped Back
Tekashi69 has a new gig and it’s snitching. He’s seemed to have developed a skill for exposing people and this time he’s turned his sights on Billboard, Ariana Grande, and Justin Bieber. Tekashi claimed Ariana and The Biebs (which sounds like the name of an extremely insufferable Nickelodeon-made pop group) bought their way to a number one single on Billboard’s Hot 100. But they both called bullshit and it seems like Tekashi is as bad at snitching as he is at rapping.
The Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards Went Virtual This Year
Nickelodeon did not cancel the Kids Choice Awards, which is a good thing, because we as a people have already been through ENOUGH and need a fake awards show to keep us going. But it seems like it was only yesterday when Selena Gomez walked away with “Favorite Female Voice from an Animated Movie”. Or remember back in 2015, during the tightest best actress race in history, when Emma Stone’s gripping performance in “The Amazing Spider-Man 2” trumped heavy favorite Megan Fox in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”? Whew. That one still burns.
The LONG-AWAITED 2020 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards aired last night, and if you are between the ages of 3 and 13, or you just have awful taste in music, television, and movies, then all of your favorites probably won.
Open Post: Hosted By A “Jeopardy!” Contestant Confusing Janet Jackson With Ariana Grande
Methinks the contestants on Jeopardy! need to brush up on their pop culture knowledge because this is absolutely loco. This week, a contestant mistook the Zulu warrior chief, Shaka Zulu, for Grammy-winning icon, Chaka Khan. And on last night’s episode, a different contestant confused two living pop stars who are both fairly recognizable. One of them being a superstar member of the Jackson family and black person, and the other being a yodeling bronzer addict. Are they similar looking? Maybe if you’re half-blind and have no real understanding of who Janet Jackson and Ariana Grande are. So what I’m saying is that this dude needs to get himself to a Lens Crafters.