JoJo Siwa is a name that might not mean too much if you’re of the age where you’re familiar with doing your taxes or renting a car, but she’s a huge deal to those who still have to raise their hand and request a hall pass to go to the bathroom. JoJo recently cut off her scalp-tugging ponytail into a very short look. And any of JoJo’s fans who were hoping to see what she would do with that new ‘do on the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards red carpet over the weekend were sorely disappointed. The KCAs were held on Saturday, but the former queen of Nickelodeon was nowhere to be seen. And when asked where JoJo was, JoJo simply responded that she wasn’t invited and that she too had no idea why she wasn’t there.
The 2021 MTV Movie & TV Awards were on last night and famous
tree actress, Scarlett Johansson took home this year’s Generation Award. Or rather, it was mailed to her because her ass accepted from home. This isn’t the Oscars! People says that during her acceptance speech her husband Colin Jost decided to prank her by sliming her like they do at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards.
Nickelodeon did not cancel the Kids Choice Awards, which is a good thing, because we as a people have already been through ENOUGH and need a fake awards show to keep us going. But it seems like it was only yesterday when Selena Gomez walked away with “Favorite Female Voice from an Animated Movie”. Or remember back in 2015, during the tightest best actress race in history, when Emma Stone’s gripping performance in “The Amazing Spider-Man 2” trumped heavy favorite Megan Fox in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”? Whew. That one still burns.
The LONG-AWAITED 2020 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards aired last night, and if you are between the ages of 3 and 13, or you just have awful taste in music, television, and movies, then all of your favorites probably won.
The 2018 Kids’ Choice Awards, arguably Hollywood’s most wholesome event of the year (save perhaps the Silverlake Vegan Nut Cheese Invitational), were held on Saturday. Obviously JiffPom was Best In Show but there were plenty of lesser bitches vying for attention on the orange carpet. It was a veritable who’s who of “whos?“s!
Earthbound seraphim Angelina Jolie made her presence known at the 2015 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards last night. Nickelodeon’s yearly award show is known for “sliming” the celebrity presenters. Realizing that showering a demigoddess with slime would bring the world that much closer to the end times, she remained Kermit-spooge free. Cheered on by her daughters (you know them better as “the chosen ones”) Zahara and Shiloh, Angie accepted a blimp for Favorite Villain and Favorite Movie Actress for Malificent.
She had a message for all the chilluns:
“When I was a kid I was told – like Maleficent – that I was different. But then I realized something: different is good. So maybe you don’t fit in. Be yourself. And when someone tells you that you are different, just smile and hold your head up, and be proud. And as your villain, I would say, ‘Cause a little trouble. It is good for you!'”
The highly important decision not to slime Angelina might also have to do with her going through some more serious shit recently in regards to her health.
Be sure to click this link for a pic of Angie and her girls posing with that bass ass Meaghan Trainor person. Zahara’s expression reads “I’ll throw this lesser a bone and give her a pic for her scrapbook.” Shiloh’s reads “I really only listen to Sleator-Kinney, so I have no clue who this trick is.” And Angie is very “I’m always happy to gratify a seat-filler, but let’s get on with this.”
One sexy celeb who DID get a green load to the face was the show’s host, hot ass Nick Jonas! The highly untruthful Jennifer Lopez pressured him. Her lying ass didn’t get slimed either. SHE’S not a deity who recently nixed her ovaries, why does she get a pass?
All you kinky bitches into gunge can pant and pucker at the slimy screengrabs below. Nick really should have taken his shirt off first and flexed a little. While being green-jizzed upon. This is probably the wrong blog for these musings.
Check out vid of Angie’s speech below, as well as pics of her and the Chosen Ones, Nick’s green facial, and Nick and his chick Olivia Culpo on the orange carpet.
Photo credit: Splash & Zimbio