I don’t know if 26-year-old rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine, who snitched his way out of jail and has been hiding from the gang he used to run with, revealed his location on Instagram again, but something happened. Tekshai may want to rethink turning down witness protection, as he was just jumped by several guys at an LA Fitness in Florida. Unclear if the jumping has anything to officially do with his snitching, but a video of the incident has the phrase “fuck a rat,” so… I would assume.
24-year-old coloring book from HELL, Tekashi 6ix9in, may look like Rainbow Dash after she got hooked on methamphetamines, died then came back to life, but that doesn’t mean he’s pro-rainbow. He came for 21-year-old Lil Nas X completely out of the blue. Complex says that Tekashi shat up a comment on an Instagram post about how China is reportedly making foreigners get tested for coronavirus via an anal swab. Tekashi made a joke that involved Lil Nas X because you know all gays love the butt sex. But it backfired. Lil Nas X exposed Tekashi for trying to slide into his DMs once.
Gummi bear that melted in a nuclear pit and fused with a goblin from another dimension, Tekashi69, was admitted to the hospital in Florida earlier this week due to an overdose. But this wasn’t your typical rapper overdose off some kind of drug or sizzurp, Tekashi got wrecked off of coffee and the diet pill Hydroxycut. Let’s see, this garbage person got through prison, and hasn’t been jumped by the gang members he snitched on yet, but he went to the hospital over trying to achieve Kim Kardashian‘s waistline? Jameela Jamil will have no sympathy for him.
Tekashi69 Claimed That Ariana Grande And Justin Bieber Bought Their #1 Spot On Billboard, And They Slapped Back
Tekashi69 has a new gig and it’s snitching. He’s seemed to have developed a skill for exposing people and this time he’s turned his sights on Billboard, Ariana Grande, and Justin Bieber. Tekashi claimed Ariana and The Biebs (which sounds like the name of an extremely insufferable Nickelodeon-made pop group) bought their way to a number one single on Billboard’s Hot 100. But they both called bullshit and it seems like Tekashi is as bad at snitching as he is at rapping.
Tekashi69 (real name: Daniel Hernandez) was lucky enough to be released from prison into home confinement thanks to coronavirus. But then the 24-year-old (?!?) alternate-universe troll doll had to move houses because he accidentally leaked his own location, making it easy for the gang he snitched on to track him down. Chet Hanks even dunked on him. And now the organization No Kid Hungry has turned down a donation of $200,000 from Tekashi. HA, this mess can’t even buy some good press.
Tekashi69 was recently released into house arrest, due to the coronavirus (he was in prison on charges of racketeering, conspiracy, firearms offenses, and narcotics trafficking) but he was forced to do the 23 skidoo after revealing his current address. He also dropped his latest song, “Gooba,” which quickly broke YouTube’s record for the most-watched hip-hop video in a 24-hour span, a title previously held by Eminem.
“Gooba” currently has nearly 116,689,000 views since dropping on Friday. He also currently has a recording contract worth an alleged $10 million. And he reportedly gained 700,000 new followers after returning to Instagram last month. But to poorly quote Shania Twain, that doesn’t impress Chet Hanks much, because there’s no way he’d ever trade places with Tekashi69.