I don’t know what Diane Keaton has been smoking but I’d like to try some. Diane recently posted a short video on Instagram with the caption “GOOD MEN!” that’s just a series of potato quality B/W photos of male celebrities that scroll by as Diane serenades them with a breathy, meandering rendition of the song You’ll Never Know (How Much I Love You) made famous by Rosemary Clooney. Rosemary’s nephew George Clooney isn’t in the slide show, but you’ll never guess who is. See, what did I tell you? You’re wrong. She’s probably saving Woody Allen for part two. But belligerent, antisemitic racist Mel Gibson did make the cut! So yes, I do want a hit off whatever Diane’s having because going through life as a conscious, thinking person is proving to be a real fucking drag.
There’s an update on the RIVETING tale of Kylie Richards, of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and her stolen ring. Kyle let the world know recently that she had located what she believed to be one of her rings, which had been stolen during a robbery at her house a few years ago. Kyle noticed the ring on the finger of a psychic who Diane Keaton posted about on Instagram. Kyle was convinced the ring was hers and an investigation ensued. Literally, she hired a PI. Well, Kyle better get her money back because the psychic in question has spoken out. And she has proof the ring is a family heirloom that she’s had for years, and she’s not even a psychic. Well, since everyone really, really cares about this saga, this is one way for Kyle to divert attention away to rumors about her marriage being in the shit can.
Deadline reports that we’re finally going to get that First Wives Club reunion we were promised a bajillion years ago, only it’s not actually TFWC. Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler and Diane Keaton will be starring in a movie called Family Jewels in which, instead of having the shraed experience of being first wives, they are more like sister wives who were all married to the same man (unfortunately, not at the same time). It’s more of a first, second and third wives club type situation. Let’s call it The Sequential Wives Club.
Those who wished that Diane Keaton’s Something’s Gotta Give character would’ve gotten a clue and picked the hot doctor instead of 2003 Jack Nicholson got their wish at the Oscars last night when Diane and that hot doctor, Keanu Reeves, reunited to give an award together. There was so much nervous energy between them that my brain bounced between two thoughts: “The open bar backstage must be next level!” and “Those rumors about them fucking back in the day are totally true.”
I’ve always been under the impression that mostly everyone loves Diane Keaton (well, except for those who don’t love her ass for permanently being on Team Creepy Woody) , but I guess I was wrong. Because Diane revealed that she hasn’t been on a date since I was six years old (you do the math), which is strange to me. Who doesn’t want to paint the town red with Annie Hall?? I’ve heard of dry spells, but Diane is living in a damn desert. Well, that’s what I thought initially until she explained the reasoning behind the dating drought.
Mary Steenburgen Says “Book Club 2” Is Coming With Gal Pals Diane Keaton, Jane Fonda And Candice Bergen
God’s prophet on Earth’s mother, Mary Steenburgen, was on Andy Cohen‘s Sirius radio show and because us gays love a talented older woman, she just had to tell him about a dinner party she gave recently with her Book Club co-stars Diane Keaton, Candice Bergen and Jane Fonda. That is a “yas kween” moment to me, honey (I’m also secretly a forty-three year old housewife). And during the discussion about the most estrogen-filled/menopausal room since Barbara Walters left The View, Mary spilled to Andy that there is going to be a Book Club 2. You know I saw the first one in theaters along with 100 other middle-aged women and my best friend who knits on the weekend, so I. Can’t. Wait! Continue reading