Night Crumbs

Jana Kramer, who used to be a country singer/actress but is now known as one half of an ultra shitty marriage, and Mike Caussin, who used to be a football player but is now known as a prolific peen passer, talked on their podcast about how someone recently slid into her DMs to tell her that her certified cheater husband cheated on her again. You know, at this point, Jana Kramer and Mike Caussin’s dead horse of a marriage is so dead that the maggots ate it all up, but yet, here they are kicking at the maggots now – Celebitchy

Because Solange never knows when she’ll have to whoop a trick (read: Jay-Z) again, she wears her shit kickers in the bathtub – Lainey Gossip

Here’s Dylan Sprouse as a male escort who pretends to be the dead wife of Ron Rifkin, but the true star of this short is the glamorous Asian lady giving me funeral time Hello Dolly – OMG Blog

If my new husband did this to me, I’d either slowly walk into that lake until all of the water washed away my secondhand-embarrassment or I’d pull out my phone to Google “How long does an annulment take and can it be rushed on the grounds that my new husband just busted out a flash mob to a Lady Gaga song in front of me?” – Towleroad

I was about to slow clap for Maria Menounos’ elegant ensemble until I realized that shirt didn’t say “Chili’s” – Popoholic

Anya-Taylor Joy will be Baby Furiosa in the new Mad Max spin-off prequel along with Yahya Abdul-Mateen II and Chris Hemsworth. Yahya and Thor better be nipples-out for most of this and they better bump nipple at least once as an apology for rudely replacing Charlize Theron! – Pajiba

And in news filed under the sadness tag, Conchata Ferrell, who played Berta in Two and a Half Men and was also in Edward Scissorhands, Mystic Pizza, and the masterpiece Freeway, has died at 77 – Just Jared

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