Prince Hot Ginge Joins Meghan Markle In Telling Everyone To Vote 

September 23, 2020 / Posted by:

Last month, Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle’s dogs starred in a dog video, and I’m not 100% sure, but I think Meghan and Gloria Steinem talked about voting during that video but my ears muted themselves so that my entire focus could be on the pooches! Well, Meghan Markle is back to tell you to vote again and this time she switched out Gloria Steinem for her British immigrant husband who can’t vote in an American election but got into the importance of voting. They really did it this time! The next time they fly into the UK, they will be told they’re going to be “escorted to a royal chariot which will take them to Buckingham Palace” but instead they’ll be thrown into a dirty van taking them to the gallows for committing the treasonous act of BREAKING ROYAL PROTOCOL by getting political even though they’re no longer senior royals.

TIME named its 100 Most Influential People in the World (TANQUERAY WAS ROBBED) in a special on ABC, and during it, PHG and Meghan used National Voter Registration Day, which was yesterday, to promote voting. While sitting in what looks like a park but is probably their Montecito estate, Meghan called this the most important election of our lifetime, and PHG also spit at hate speech and “online negativity” (which I’m pretty sure is the technical term for “the entire internet“). Personally, I would have rather seen PHG get out the importance of voting by recreating Deee-Lite’s Voting Day video while completely naked with V-O-T-E written on his freckled ginger cakes, but I guess this works too. via HuffPo:

“We’re six weeks out from the election and today is Voter Registration Day,” the Duchess of Sussex said. “Every four years, we are told the same thing ― ‘This is the most important election of our lifetime.’ But this one is. When we vote, our values are put into action and our voices are heard.”

“Your voice is a reminder that you matter,” Meghan added. “Because you do ― and you deserve to be heard.”

As we approach this November, it’s vital that we reject hate speech, misinformation and online negativity. What we consume, what we are exposed to and what we engage with online has a real effect on all of us,” the duke said.

Here’s the video of their words, but a little warning, at around the 0:48 mark your focus will stray to the attention-stealing pooch in the background!

PHG and Meghan never say “Dump Trump” but that seems to be what Piers Morgan heard. But in Piers’ defense, his ears are filled with his own shit from his head being stuck up his ass, so maybe that’s what he heard. Piers is calling for PHG and Meghan to be stripped of all of their royal titles for not being politically neutral. I don’t know if that’s going to happen, but Us Weekly says that they may be stripping down to their bare baby-making marks to give 15-month-old Archie a sibling.

A source tells Us Weekly that now that they’re settled in Montecito and are getting that Netflix check, Meghan let PHG know that she’s ready for him to bareback bone a second baby into her:

“Now that they’re comfortable in their new home and everything else in their lives is locked in and going well, Meghan’s told Harry it’s baby time. She’s ready to be a mom again and can’t wait to start the process!”

Meghan loves being a mom, and seeing how happy and complete Harry is with Archie by his side is richly rewarding for her. Meghan’s confident a second child will be perfectly manageable on a practical level and will bring them even more love and joy. She and Harry are both really excited for the next phase of their family journey.

Meghan wanted them to find their footing with Archie first, and also get the big move out of the way and know where they were going career-wise. Once all that was in place, she gave Harry the go-ahead.”

So let’s see, Meghan Markle spends her days luxuriating in a Montecito mansion, where she watches her credit score go up thanks to that Netflix money and gets to watch PHG’s crotch scepter perk up when she throws him a look that says, “I am ready to receive the raw royal peasant ginger nut.” The “source” of this totally real story could’ve added something bad like the time Meghan stepped in shit from the dog who is the sole reason why you didn’t read any of this post because you’re still watching that pooch easily steal the spotlight in that video.

Pic: Twitter

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