Afternoon Crumbs

The mother of Katie Holmes’ new man, Emilio Vitolo, is apparently not really giving this healthy union of pure love her blessing because Emilio was still with his fiancee when he got with Katie. Mama Vitolo thinks her cheating slut son pulled some shady shit and doesn’t like it. So let’s see, Katie went from a messy marriage to Tom Cruise to a messy on-and-off-again thing with alleged serial peen wanderer Jamie Foxx to this drama?! Okay, okay, Katie, you’re not blander than lukewarm tap water in a Styrofoam cup and you don’t have to keep proving that by getting into messy relationships. We get it! – Celebitchy

Rihanna apologized to the Muslim community for using a song by Coucou Chloe, which has Islamic scriptures in it, for her fashion show. It makes sense that RiRi, her team, and Coucou Chloe didn’t know that was a no-no because it’s not like something called Google exists – Lainey Gossip 

Here are trailers for movies that have yet to push their release date to 3095 – Pajiba

Um, Halsey really shouldn’t have used that low-rent Post Malone filter on her face because it snatches away the focus from her exquisitely-applied Bonne Bell lip liner – Popoholic

While I’m all about an international team of lady spies, the trailer for 355 makes it look like Ocean’s 8 if Ocean’s 8 was cornier and took itself way too seriously – /Film

Another day, another story about how The Rock’s bank account is more stretched to the limit than a long-sleeved t-shirt screaming for mercy while trying to hold in his muscles – Just Jared

Here’s another one for the #FREECLAUDIACONWAY Files – Towleroad

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