“The Flash” Director Applauds Ezra Miller For Being “One Of The Best Actors”
After a nail-biting year of box office flops and production scraps for Warner Bros., this Tuesday at CinemaCon, they unveiled the newest trailer for The Flash starring traveling terror and accused abuser Ezra Miller. But what was even more riveting than the film’s trailer was when its director Andy Muschietti told the audience that Ezra was “one of the best actors” he’s ever worked with… What kind of life-ruining information does Ezra have on Andy for him to embarrass himself like this?
The Second Season Of “And Just Like That…” Premieres In June And There’s A Trailer
Carol Anne from Poltergeist voice: “They’re heeere!” The Sex and the City spin-off, And Just Like That…, is back, baby! Variety reports that HBO Max dropped the show’s second season trailer and announced it will premiere sometime in June. OK. That gives us 5-7 weeks to get a lobotomy so we can actually enjoy this crap.
Open Post: Hosted By Lindsay Lohan Showing Off Her Baby Bump
In great news for all parents innocently walking the streets of Moscow with their children, Lindsay Lohan announced last month that she and her husband, Bader Shammas, were expecting a child of their own. LiLo’s family and friends recently threw the first-time mom a baby shower and she shared a snap of her growing fire-bump!
Adele Says She Will Never Become An EGOT Winner Because She Hates Musicals
Somber songstress Adele loves to serenade us into pools of tears about love, loss, and all of the things in between. However, what she will not be doing is singing any of her lullabies of lament on a Broadway stage. Because apparently, although Adele has already scored herself an Emmy, an Oscar, and a public storage unit full of Grammys, she refuses to do any musicals ever. Because, as she proudly states, she absolutely fucking hates musicals.
Tyrese Has Been Ordered To Pay Over $600K In Child Support And Legal Fees
It’s no secret former Coca-Cola bus vocalist Tyrese Gibson has terrible taste in women. His contentious divorce from his first ex-wife Norma left his mind so fractured he began singing sexy slow jams to their daughter Shayla, and that definitely was not a good look. Now, years later, Tyrese has discovered his second ex-wife Samantha Lee must have checked his bank statements prior to their divorce because the dollar signs grew inside her eyes like she was Scrooge McDuck. Their divorce ordered Tyrese to pay $10K a month in child support for their daughter Soraya, to which Tyrese responded: “Good luck with that!” Now, after a new hearing and futile attempt to get people to rally behind him, Tyrese must pay over $600K in combined child support and legal fees.
Meghan Trainor Says Her Husband, Daryl Sabara, Has A Huge Penis That Hurts During Sex
29-year-old singer Meghan Trainor is currently expecting her second child,. And it sounds like giving birth is honestly the least of her worries, because apparently her husband, 30-year-old Spy Kids star, Daryl Sabara, has a Big Dick of Death that is painful to have sex with. If reading about Meghan and Daryl’s twin toilets of love made you want to pull your eyeballs out and dip them in bleach, then maybe skip this one since Meghan says the words, “pussy anxiety.”