Though Pete Davidson’s now-obsolete “my girl’s a lawyer” tattoo wasn’t exactly accurate since Kim Kardashian has only so far passed the “baby bar” and not the BAR Bar, she revealed in her recent TIME100 interview that she plans to take it in 2025. So look out, world; a barrage of orchestrated pap shots of a bespectacled Kim cracking the books are sure to be on the way! But much to Kris Jenner’s managerial dismay, Kim also said that she could be happy giving up filming her every gynecology appointment and editing her trapezius muscles out of “candid” shots to just focus on being a lawyer and continuing her criminal justice reform work. “Mmmmhmmmm,” said everyone.

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At CinemaCon in Las Vegas this week, Sydney Sweeney wasn’t the only blondie in pink everyone had eyes on (and mostly to look to see if she’s got horny cheating hearts in her eyes for co-star Glen Powell), Margot Robbie was there in Pretty in Pink Prada (which included a unibrow for her boobs) to present Greta Gerwig’s Barbie movie to theater owners. While looking like Body Wave Perm Ken, Ryan Gosling helped Margot and Greta Gerwig show new footage from their movie. In the new footage, our Barbie Girl’s Barbie World (shout out to Aqua, whose song unsurprisingly isn’t in the Barbie movie at all) is turned upside down when things (SPOILER ALERT) start to go wrong for her in BarbieLand, and she has to contemplate life in the real world and death. Barbie gets deep.

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Elon Musk may have accidentally revealed his Twitter alt, and that’s not surprising since every good internet troll has at least one alt account. But well, Elon’s alt persona is apparently his 2-year-old son, Baby Excel Equation (aka X AE A-XII Musk), and he’s been tweeting weird and creepy shit as the toddler. You know, Elon didn’t need to create that alt to let us know that he’s a giant baby because we all already knew that a long, long time ago (no offense to actual babies) – Jezebel

In Prince Harry’s phone hacking case against Rupert Murdoch’s News Group Newspapers (publisher of The Sun and the now-dead News of the World), he stated in court papers that he wanted to file a lawsuit years ago, but he couldn’t because Buckingham Palace made a deal with NGN. The Royals agreed to put off any lawsuit against NGN, and NGN agreed to settle claims out of court to keep the Royal Family’s messy laundry from being aired. Harry also claimed that not too long ago, Prince William was paid a “very large sum” by NGN to settle his own phone-hacking claims. I guess this means that the Coronation is going to be even more awkward now, and The King’s Guard will probably be ready to tackle P. Willy if he tries to take Harry to BeatdownTown again during the ceremony – BBC

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On a recent episode of the podcast, Good Guys, John Stamos revealed that he got Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen briefly fired from Full House. According to Variety, the twins were booted when they were just 11 months old during production for the very first episode. John explains that he and Dave Coulier were trying to film a scene where they change Michelle’s diaper, but both baby actors wouldn’t stop crying. Babies? Crying?? Groundbreaking. But Uncle Jesse wasn’t having it, and he ordered the Powers That Be to “get rid of them.”

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The rumors of Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell leaving their partners for each other have brought more attention to Will Gluck’s upcoming rom-com Anyone But You than any movie trailer could ever dream of. While some are calling Sydney and Glen the new (and way less famous) Brangelina (although Gledney doesn’t really have the same ring to it), a few sources tell TMZ that Sydney is still totally engaged to her fiancé Jonathan Davino and there’s nothing going on between her and Glen. BUT WAIT. Glen’s girlfriend, Gigi Paris, unfollowed Sydney on Instagram and we all know a move like that is more brutal and serious than Gigi throwing a drink at Sydney and calling her a homewrecker!

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