After Rihanna debuted her second pregnancy during her Super Bowl performance, we really are running out of places for wealthy, famous women to debut their pregnancies to us peasants. And this time, two guests had the same idea. At last night’s Met Gala, Serena Williams debuted her second pregnancy with her husband, Alexis Ohanian. And Karlie Kloss also let it be known that she’s expecting her second with husband, Joshua Kushner (the non-Trump Kushner brother). Too bad no one really cares about Karlie’s stunt today, as Serena out-stunted her with the exact same stunt.

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For this year’s Met Gala, most guests understood the assignment as they left the confusing yet attention-grabbing costumes of yore behind for a taste of opulence and glamour. Let’s not forget this year’s theme was an evening of tribute titled Karl Lagerfeld: A Line Of Beauty, and Kunty Karl would have delighted in many of the clean looks that sashayed up and down the ivory carpet. But one ensemble gave viewers a bit of anxiety as they wondered why Rosie the Robot from The Jetsons was invited this year. But it wasn’t Rosie at all. Instead, it was futuristic fashionista Janelle Monáe coming to bless us all with not one but TWO shocking looks that became the talk of the evening.

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Karl Lagerfeld’s pampered pussy Choupette Lagerfeld was, of course, invited to the Met Gala’s tribute to him. But like other A-listers such as Beyonce and Lady Gaga, Choupette decided to stay her ass at home instead of mingling with lessers. But of course, someone had to represent Choupette at the Met Gala. And Dominique is now a certified SLYCIC because in her post about Choupette turning down an invite to the Met Gala, she guessed that both Jared Leto and Doja Cat would show up in Choupette cosplay, and she was right! But since Jared Leto is a serious method thespian, I’m sure he got into character by lapping up milk and sniffing his own ass (although he’s always doing that).

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The Cockroach Who Upstaged Rihanna At Last Night’s Met Gala!

At last night’s Met Gala tribute to Karl Lagerfeld, guests were probably heard screaming, “That shameless Marjorie Taylor Greene has struck again and crashed the Met Gala,” and “I didn’t know Harvey Weinstein was out of prison!” Because a roach crashed the Aquafresh Toothpaste-looking carpet. And yes, I expect to be hit with a defamation lawsuit from the roach community for comparing them to those two. But while everybody was waiting for Rihanna’s always-late ass to grace the Met Gala with her glamorous presence, a roach hit the scene and instantly became the belle of the Met Gala ball.

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Ahead of tonight’s Met Gala Tribute to Kunty Karl: No Fats, No Fugs, No Poors, Rihanna did herself up in vintage Chanel and looked like a Silkie chicken if a Silkie chicken was in the all-black-and-white Ascot horserace scene from My Fair Lady. This probably means that RiRi will be at the Met Gala tonight, and everyone’s expecting her to be slathered in over-the-top glamour. But I’m kind of hoping she’ll just show up in the “Karl Lagerfeld Paris” t-shirt I always see for 50% off at TJ Maxx  – Lainey Gossip

We may soon be living in a world where Miley Cyrus gets to call Dominic Purcell her stepdaddy. Because Miley’s mom, Tish Cyrus, is engaged to that piping hot piece of bald beefiness after a “whirlwind romance.” Well, I guess Tish is showing her ex Billy Ray Cyrus that he’s not the only one who is ready to make a lifelong commitment to someone they’ve been humping on for about a minute. Although, in Hollywood time, “lifelong” is like five years   – Celebitchy

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