Night Crumbs

May 1, 2023 / Posted by: Michael K

Ahead of tonight’s Met Gala Tribute to Kunty Karl: No Fats, No Fugs, No Poors, Rihanna did herself up in vintage Chanel and looked like a Silkie chicken if a Silkie chicken was in the all-black-and-white Ascot horserace scene from My Fair Lady. This probably means that RiRi will be at the Met Gala tonight, and everyone’s expecting her to be slathered in over-the-top glamour. But I’m kind of hoping she’ll just show up in the “Karl Lagerfeld Paris” t-shirt I always see for 50% off at TJ Maxx – Lainey Gossip

We may soon be living in a world where Miley Cyrus gets to call Dominic Purcell her stepdaddy. Because Miley’s mom, Tish Cyrus, is engaged to that piping hot piece of bald beefiness after a “whirlwind romance.” Well, I guess Tish is showing her ex Billy Ray Cyrus that he’s not the only one who is ready to make a lifelong commitment to someone they’ve been humping on for about a minute. Although, in Hollywood time, “lifelong” is like five years – Celebitchy

Prepare your down-low parts for the sight of Pedro Pascal in a loincloth and gladiator chanclas because he has joined the Gladiator sequel – Just Jared

Adidas has been hit with a lawsuit by investors over its Yeezy brand for knowing about the “risks” of working with Kanye West as early as 2018 and not fully disclosing it to them. Err, Adidas never fully disclosed Kanye’s messiness to me in 2018, and I was still well aware of Kanye’s messiness in 2018 – HuffPo

In the box office battle of nostalgia this past weekend, Super Mario beat American treasure Judy Blume – Pajiba

Today in Hollywood Wants Margot Robbie in EVERYTHING: the role of Sue Storm in Marvel’s Fantastic Four reboot is reportedly hers if she wants it – CBR

Aerosmith has announced that their next tour, The Peace Out Tour, will be their last. Okay, we’ll see about that, but those who read the eyeball-burning details of Steven Tyler’s sexual assault lawsuit are probably calling Aerosmith’s last tour, The Good Fucking Riddance Tour – SOW

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