Night Crumbs

At Glastonbury over the weekend, Sir Elton John gave his last live performance in his homeland of the UK in front of a massive crowd with help from Brandon Flowers and Rina Sawayama. Sadly, Sir Elton didn’t bring out his BFF (read: the opposite of a BFF), Madonna, for a touching rendition of That’s What Friends Are For (The Fucking Fairground Stripper Remix). Maybe he’s saving that beautiful duet for when he unretires next year and goes on The Bitch Is Back AGAIN Tour – Stereogum
While Margot Robbie brought the Barbie-ness to a photo call for the movie, her other cast members were dressed like they were on their way to brunch at a corporate retreat – Lainey Gossip
It looks like Mark Rylance is the Jenny McCarthy of Oscar-winning British Thespians. Because he recently said that when the COVID-19 vaccine came out, he didn’t think he needed it and instead tried to keep Coronavirus away with a garlic solution and Vitamin C. Err, I’m sure the only things he kept away were people with a sense of smell. But I’m sure COVID thought, “Oh, Sir Mark, thank you so much for the amuse bouche of citrus-infused garlic. It was delicious!” – Celebitchy
The Flash’s box office numbers continue to be in The Trash, and it’s now a certified flop! Ezra Miller probably doesn’t mind, though, since now they’re free to terrorize the world without any publicists or movie execs bothering them about it – Gizmodo
Even though there are articles on the internet titled Roseanne Barr’s History of Racist Comments, John Goodman continued to defend Roseanne Barr and says he knows for a “fact that she’s not a racist.” Okay, Dan… – HuffPo
Sarah Ferguson, The Original Fergie, was diagnosed with breast cancer after her sister pushed her to get screened ASAP. She’s now recovering after having surgery – People
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