A quarantine is a bad time to be unfaithful. It’s hard to hide a side piece when you’re stuck in one place with your main piece. Enter: Offset and Cardi B.
Offset has cheated before, which caused him and Cardi to break up in 2018 for a quick minute before she took him back. I guess the flowers and concert crashes worked. They’ve been together ever since, but while self-isolating, Offset did a livestream of him playing video games (thrilling, I know) and he got caught hiding his phone from Cardi, and people wondered what he’s hiding and if it rhymes with “tide bo”.
Cardi explained to Vogue that she stayed with Offset because “til death do us part” means “even if you fuck a stripper.” People thought it was a big publicity stunt since they made such a big deal of their break up. Cardi was even charged for allegedly ordering a beatdown on one of his side pieces. Cardi explained that she just loves her man and made a promise to stay with him, but said that she’ll beat his ass if he cheats again. Welp…
In the video, 28-year-old Offset is playing video games in his room when his ears perk up like someone doing something wrong. Upon hearing 27-year-old Cardi walking into the room, Offset hurriedly picks up his phone and puts it in his pocket to seemingly keep it away from her.
look at offset out here hiding his phone from cardi LMFAOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/cSXtW0mW8Y
— chris needs to release rain down (@csizzlestannn) March 28, 2020
Maybe it was a spam text from his candidate of choice, Joe Biden, and he didn’t want Cardi to verbally punch him in the ears with her Bernie Sanders love. Or it was just nudes from his side ho. Probably the second one. But, Offset said he’s completely innocent of cheating. He hopped online and vehemently denied the rumors. He said (via Capital Xtra):
“I know y’all making something out of nothing out of that stream when I was playing the game and my girl came in the room and I grabbed the phone… Whatever the hell y’all say, I put the phone up… Come on with the…we got so much negativity energy out here in the air, sickness… Don’t bring none of that negativity to my family. We chilling, man. We ain’t in y’all way. Everything positive… We got investments and big moves coming… Y’all just making something out of nothing. That ain’t ’bout nothing. I don’t be doing no negative nothing.”
The rapper doth protest too much. And now Cardi is going to be on her highest alert. She’s already firing on all cylinders because of the coronavirus conspiracy theories. So her nose is ready to sniff out the post-fapping scent on Offset’s hand from him having a “date” with his side piece.