Last month we learned that Robert De Niro’s 79-year-old balls still got it when his rep confirmed that his girlfriend Tiffany Chen recently gave birth to his seventh child. Well, Al Pacino turned to Bobby D and said, “Hold my Viagra,” because this week we learned that Al’s 83-year-old balls still got it when his rep confirmed that his 29-year-old girlfriend Noor Alfallah is about a month away from birthing out his fourth child. Shortly after we learned that Al Pacino (or Al Cochino, as my mom called him when I told her this story) is going to be somebody’s father at 83 years old, sources popped up to tell Showbiz411 that Noor is a gold digger and trapped poor ole’ Al with an ATM baby. But a friend of Noor’s tells Page Six that she’s not a gold digger. She’s just a proud pepaw fucker! Hooh-ah, which is probably the sound Al makes whenever he busts an accidental baby-making nut.

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For those that are keeping track, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have gone in and out of and in and out of and in and out of escrow on several mansions over the past two years of their never-ending hunt for the perfect enormous place to stay as far away from each other as possible in to separately recharge their “public façade of everlasting love” batteries. But finally, Ben can turn in his room key for whatever Motel 6 he’s been retreating to after his grueling fake shifts at Dunkin’ because the two have finally found a home that must’ve quelled their fighting! And while we all probably have our skeptical faces on (like Jen’s son Max above) about this one sticking, TMZ says they paid almost $61 million cash-in-full for the home and have already started moving in their stuff. 

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The gang is back together! Well… not really… not at all, actually. But through the magic of television editing and paying actresses huge sums of money (hopefully), Kim Cattrall‘s Samantha Jones will return to the Sex and the City revival And Just Like That… for the season 2 finale. But the gag is, Samantha was not even in the room with the other stars, Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, or Kristin Davis, which is tragic because I think Kim actually only hates SJP. But it was obviously like pulling teeth to get her on the series, so we’ll just have to settle for a Samantha Jones cameo.

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While the Duke and Duchess of York await the birth of their daughter’s second kid, it’s only fitting that the pedophile ghost of Jeffrey Epstein reemerge to remind the world that the pair used to hang out with someone who really loved kids. According to The Daily Mail, Epstein’s private diary reportedly revealed that the now deceased pedo had Prince Andrew’s ex-wife Sarah Ferguson as a guest at his New York City mansion back in 2010 while he was under house arrest after being released from a 13-month prison sentence for soliciting underage girls for prostitution. Hmm, a little something an interviewer can bring up the next time The Original Fergie is out there hawking another children’s book she “wrote.”

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While serving “80s Chuck Norris starring in an ad campaign for International Male’s Giddyup Giddyup collection” on the cover of GQ, 42-year-old Ryan Gosling talked to the magazine about his love with Eva Mendes, being a father, and the hate from people who think he’s too old to play Ken in the Barbie movie (um, Ken is like 62 years old). But sadly, during the interview, Ryan never shared his tips on how to achieve a gorgeous “Yorkie with a body wave perm” hair look – Lainey Gossip

I see that the producers and director of The Flash movie are still all the way up Ezra Miller’s ass. Because director Andy Muschietti said that Ezra will be back if there’s a sequel since no one can play “that character as well as they did.” We get it, Andy, you want your movie to make as much money as possible, no matter what. But if The Flash flops, expect Andy to pop up and say, “You know, someone probably could’ve played that character better than they did.” – Variety

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