Birthday Sluts
Brittany O’Grady (27)
Brittany Curran (33)
Willy Moon (34)
Awkwafina (35)
Zuri Hall (35)
Fabrizio Moretti (43)
Abby Wambach (43)
Morena Baccarin (44)
Dominic Cooper (45)
Nikki Cox (45)
Justin Long (45)
Zachary Quinto (46)
Wayne Brady (51)
B-Real (53)
Beetlejuice (55)
Pic: L’Officiel
Dana Carvey (68)
Dennis Haysbert (69)
Keith Allen (70)
Jeanine Piro (72)
Joanna Gleason (73)
Frank Rich (74)
Jerry Mathers (75)
Lasse Hallström (77)
Jon Peters (78)
Stacy Keach (82)
Maree Cheatham (83)
Charlie Watts (1941-2021)
Sally Kellerman (1937-2022)
Night Crumbs
A couple of years after The Rock said that he’d never return to the Fast and Furious franchise, he popped up at the end of Fast X. And he announced today that he will star in a standalone movie as his character Luke Hobbs. The Rock also said that he and “candy ass” Vin Diesel kissed and made up last year, and together they’ll “lead with brotherhood and resolve – and always take care of the franchise, characters & fans that we love.” So what put an end to this bald-on-bald feud? Did the United Nations get involved? Did Kendall Jenner give them both a Pepsi? Or maybe it has to do with a little thing called “Black Adam flopped so hard that it’s got The Rock pretending to make nice with Vin Diesel.” – People
For those in the back, Jason Sudeikis confirmed once again that Ted Lasso is done with Ted Lasso, and the season three finale was the end of that story. But I’m sure there will be a spin-off or two. And I’m also sure that Ted Lasso will eventually show up on The Great British Bake Off to put his biscuit recipe to the test – The A.V. Club
Kroy Biermann Allegedly Locked Kim Zolciak Out Of Her Online Business, And The Police Were Called To Their Home Twice Last Month
Time for some more Kim Zolciak v. Kroy Bierrman divorce drama! Quick cliff notes off the top: the former Real Housewives of Atlanta and Don’t Be Tardy cast members are fighting over custody of the kids, there’s messy accusations coming from both sides (gambling, drugs, mental issues), and the entire family seems to be broke as hell. Last week, Kim got so desperate for cash that she began selling her stuff (including THEE WIGS) on her website, The Biermann’s Closet. But, last night, she took to her Instagram Stories to tell fans to stop shopping there. A source tells Page Six that Kroy has locked Kim out of the site. Um, did Kroy really lock her out? Or did Kim lose the sticky note with her password? In other, far more serious news, RadarOnline reports that the police were called to Kim and Kroy’s house on May 2 and May 4 due to domestic disputes. And the mess just keeps on comin’!
Jenna Ortega’s Mom Posted About The Dangers Of Smoking After Pictures Of Jenna Puffing On A Cigarette Went Viral
Gen Z took a quick pause from filling out their rooms with vape clouds to express their deep disappointment with Jenna Ortega for smoking cigarettes after she was papped taking a long drag from the dreaded cancer stick. And the captain of the shame ship was led by Jenna’s mom, Natalie Ortega, who as BuzzFeed points out, spammed Instagram with anti-smoking themed memes and articles clearly putting her daughter on blast for dancing with the (Marlboro) red devil.
James Van Der Beek Posted An Anti-Biden TikTok Rant, And Fox News Loved It
Back in 2020, James Van Der Beek left Beverly Hills for Texas. Since then, Dawson Leery and his “influencer” wife, Kimberly Van Der Beek, have been living on a country compound just outside of Austin with their six kids. The couple enjoys fishing, hiking, growing their own vegetables, and peddling anti-government/anti-vaxx conspiracy theories.
According to Jezebel, James and Kimberly’s beliefs have been out there for a while, but this week, James went viral for a TikTok criticizing the Democratic National Committee’s decision to back Joe Biden for re-election without a preliminary debate. 47-year-old James says having no debate is “undemocratic” and goes after 80-year-old Biden’s “obviously declining mental faculties.” Yesterday, Fox News discovered the rant, and presenter Clay Travis, a self-described “radical moderate” (he voted for Trump in 2020, so, um…), declared that James “deserves to be sitting on a panel analyzing everything that’s going on right now!” James Van Der Beek… political analyst? Hey, it’s not like his acting career is going anywhere.
Open Post: Hosted By Taylor Swift Fans Wearing Adult Diapers To The Eras Tour So They Don’t Miss Any Songs
While Taylor Swift has been scheming up ways to quiet the backlash from her dating the Azealia Banks-roasted scabies-ridden, “full incel” Matty Healy, her Swifties have been scheming up ways to not miss a single moment of the Eras Tour; and many (who don’t have a medical need to use them) have landed on wearing adult diapers so they don’t risk missing anything by heading to a bathroom.
