Category: Al Pacino

Al Pacino Calls His Upcoming Baby “Very Special”

June 7, 2023 / Posted by:

Last week, we learned that 83-year-old Al Pacino was expecting a baby with 29-year-old Noor Alfallah, an “old soul” with a fetish for celebrity pepaws  (her exes include Mick Jagger). According to one source, Al was surprised when he found out about Noor’s pregnancy and demanded a prenatal DNA test. Turns out, he is the father, and it looks like he’s finally decided to embrace it. Yesterday, The Daily Mail paps caught up with Al on his daily constitutional and asked about the pregnancy. Al replied that “it’s very special.” Well, it is pretty special that octogenarian testes can produce something other than dust. Unless… wait. Is Noor pregnant with a little Italian-American dust mite?! Continue reading

A Friend Of Al Pacino’s Pregnant Girlfriend Noor Alfallah Has Defended Her Against Claims That She’s A Gold Digger

June 1, 2023 / Posted by:

Last month we learned that Robert De Niro’s 79-year-old balls still got it when his rep confirmed that his girlfriend Tiffany Chen recently gave birth to his seventh child. Well, Al Pacino turned to Bobby D and said, “Hold my Viagra,” because this week we learned that Al’s 83-year-old balls still got it when his rep confirmed that his 29-year-old girlfriend Noor Alfallah is about a month away from birthing out his fourth child. Shortly after we learned that Al Pacino (or Al Cochino, as my mom called him when I told her this story) is going to be somebody’s father at 83 years old, sources popped up to tell Showbiz411 that Noor is a gold digger and trapped poor ole’ Al with an ATM baby. But a friend of Noor’s tells Page Six that she’s not a gold digger. She’s just a proud pepaw fucker! Hooh-ah, which is probably the sound Al makes whenever he busts an accidental baby-making nut.

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83-Year-Old Al Pacino And His 29-Year-Old Girlfriend Noor Alfallah Are Expecting A Baby Very Soon (UPDATE)

May 31, 2023 / Posted by:

Earlier this month, we discovered 79-year-old Robert De Niro added another baby friend to his growing brood when he welcomed baby number seven with his lady love Tiffany Chen. And while Robert probably thought he would become the winner for most WTF storyline of the month, 83-year-old Al Pacino was lurking in the shadows awaiting his turn to steal Robert’s thunder. Because Al and his potent baby batter are challenging Robert’s claim as the oldest new Dad in Hollywood with the announcement that he’s expecting baby number four with his 29-year-old girlfriend Noor Alfallah.

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81-Year-Old Al Pacino’s New Girlfriend Is 28-Year-Old Noor Alfallah

April 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Alleged cheapskate Al Pacino may be so old he lost the role of Rosalind in The Globe Theatre debut of As You Like It to Methuselah, but that hasn’t stopped him from bagging broads young enough to be his granddaughter. But Al’s previous two girlfriends, Israeli actress Meital Dohan and Argentinian actress Lucila Solá (Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend Camila Marrone’s mother) were merely half his age. However, according to Page Six, 81-year-old Al’s new lady friend is just 28, a full 53 years his junior. Al was recently spotted having dinner with a group of friends, which included recently single Jason Momoa, and was seated next to Noor Alfallah, a 28-year-old producer “who comes from a wealthy Kuwaiti American family.” Somehow, despite dining with Jason, who was wearing a lavender button-up shirt nearly unbuttoned to his navel, instead of asking for a doggy bag big enough to hold a writhing baby elephant, Noor apparently chose to go home with Al.

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Ridley Scott Defends “House Of Gucci” After The Gucci Family Slammed It

December 1, 2021 / Posted by:

The Gucci Family has not been down with House of Gucci since they saw the first on-set pictures featuring Lady Gaga and Adam Driver. But what really stuck in their craw was Al Pacino who plays Aldo Gucci. Patrizia Gucci (the granddaughter of Aldo Gucci and daughter of Paolo Gucci who is played by Jared Leto in the movie) said that her grandfather was very tall, blue eyes, elegant” while Al Pacino’s version of him is “fat, short, with sideburns, really ugly.” Is she saying short, fat people can’t be elegant? Is Jillian Michaels part of the Gucci family? Now that the movie is out, the Guccis are still pissed and they put out a statement dragging the movie calling it an “insult to the legacy on which the brand is built today.”

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The Critical Consensus Is That “House of Gucci” Needed To Pick A Lane

November 23, 2021 / Posted by:

Ridley Scott Eats Own Hat might be a headline we see tomorrow after all those “apathetic millennialswho skipped The Last Duel turn around and flock to the theaters to see Lady Gaga go full Eyetalian in House of Gucci. According to Mashable, the critics are still torn about the film’s overall quality but everyone agrees that “Lady Gaga’s performance is something to behold,” the collective shade of which is the biggest gain we’ve had in combating global warming to date. That’s camp baby, that’s millennial catnip right there. Unmoisturized Matt Damon not so much. But most importantly, the consensus seems to be that the “outsized performances” in HOG make it, at the very least, “entertaining,” thus buying the Calderone glacier a little more time before it melts completely into the Adriatic sea.

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