Azealia Banks Tells Taylor Swift To Dump “Full Incel” Matty Healy Before He Gives Her “Scabies”
Azealia Banks is back at it, but by “it” I don’t mean sacrificing chickens as part of her religion, so Sia can chill out. I mean getting on the Internet and giving some very in-depth, pretty mean, and possibly-but-probably-not well-intentioned unsolicited advice. This time it is Taylor Swift who is on the receiving end of the advice, and the one catching Azealia’s barbs is Taylor’s newest boyfriend, The 1975 singer Matty Healy. Azealia warns Taylor that Matty will give her “scabies” and that he is a “full incel” who does not deserve to “climb the rich white coochie mountain.” I mean… she made some points! Points were made!
83-Year-Old Al Pacino And His 29-Year-Old Girlfriend Noor Alfallah Are Expecting A Baby Very Soon (UPDATE)
Earlier this month, we discovered 79-year-old Robert De Niro added another baby friend to his growing brood when he welcomed baby number seven with his lady love Tiffany Chen. And while Robert probably thought he would become the winner for most WTF storyline of the month, 83-year-old Al Pacino was lurking in the shadows awaiting his turn to steal Robert’s thunder. Because Al and his potent baby batter are challenging Robert’s claim as the oldest new Dad in Hollywood with the announcement that he’s expecting baby number four with his 29-year-old girlfriend Noor Alfallah.
Alec Baldwin Had Another Hip Replacement And Ireland Baldwin Snubbed Him In An Instagram Post About Her Postpartum Mental Health
Now that Alec Baldwin’s done with that movie where he literally shot two people, has some downtime before he begins shooting another movie about a shooting, and got a respite from legal proceedings for a bit, he must’ve decided to use some of that time to get another hip replacement. How do we know? Hilaria Baldwin made a post about it, of course! In it, she thanked all of the medical professionals involved in Alec’s procedure and obviously included a picture of her lying next to Alec in his hospital bed. And, After Alec forgot to include Ireland Baldwin in a tribute post to his kids last month, Ireland conveniently left him out of a recent post she made about her very new experience with motherhood, though she did include her mom Kim Basinger and her partner RAC’s parents in it.
Erika Jayne “Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills” Was Spotted Hanging Out With “Recently Arrested” Lawyer Jim Wilkes (UPDATE)
UPDATE: A rep for Erika Jayne says that there’s nothing romantic going on between her and Jim Wilkes, and he’s her lawyer and family friend.
Back in November 2020, Erika Jayne/Erika Girardi’s trophy-wife wings were clipped when news broke out that her octogenarian lawyer-turned-criminal husband Tom Girardi was exposed for embezzling tens of millions of dollars from his clients and filed for divorce in November 2020 under the proclamation that she had no clue. So while you’d think 51-year-old Erika would be amped to spend her newly single era shaking beds with guys who don’t have liver spots on their dicks, she was recently seen in Las Vegas with 72-year-old “recently arrested lawyer,” Jim Wilkes.
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CupcakKe (26)
Normani (27)
Azealia Banks (32)
Farrah Abraham (32)
Phillipa Soo (33)
Waka Flocka Flame (37)
Casey James (41)
Andy Hurley (43)
Eric Christian Olsen (46)
Archie Panjabi (51)
Sandrine Bonnaire (56)
Phil Keoghan (56)
Brooke Shields (58)
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Patti Stanger (62)
Lea Thompson (62)
Chris Elliott (63)
Roma Maffia (65)
Susie Essman (68)
Tom Berenger (74)
Sharon Gless (80)
Joe Namath (80)
Clint Eastwood (93)
Rainier III, Prince of Monaco (1923-2005)
Don Ameche (1908-1993)
Walt Whitman (1819-1892)
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During a New Yorker profile on talking syphilis rash, Matty Healy, he was asked about the backlash over his appearance on The Adam Friedland Show, where he laughed at racist comments about Ice Spice and admitted to getting off on racist torture porn. According to Matty, he baited his fans “a little bit” with that appearance but says that those offended by it are either suffering from a case of delusion or are telling lies. He went on to mouth fart up, “You’re either lying that you are hurt, or you’re a bit mental for being hurt. It’s just people going, ‘Oh, there’s a bad thing over there, let me get as close to it as possible so you can see how good I am.’ And I kind of want them to do that, because they’re demonstrating something so base level.” Okay, now I know what Taylor Swift really sees in Matty Healy. I mean, whenever someone says something negative or critical about her, she probably begins to write, “You’re either a deluded bitch or a lying bitch!!!” But, then her cats put their paws on her hands like, “Stop and think of the PR nightmare.” – Complex
Because we really need yet another movie about Jesus from Martin Scorsese, he’s planning to write and direct another movie about JC. QUICK, somebody tell Jesus to file a restraining order against Marty before it’s too late, and he casts Leonardo DiCatchAHo as The Son of Christ! – IndieWire
