26-year-old Yung Gravy (real name: Matthew Hauri) is apparently making cougar-hunting his brand. Because it seems he’s moved on from TikToker Addison Rae‘s 42-year-old mom, Sheri Nicole Easterling, and is now setting his sights on certified hot piece, Martha Stewart. He said in an interview that he’s already gone out with Martha before. As King of the Cougar Hunters, a woman in her forties wasn’t enough for Yung Gravy, he needs some of that 81-year-old good-good!

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I think we all knew Twitter’s inevitable downfall would be coming soon after Elon Musk brought his permanent Scream mask face to the party to ruin it for everyone. After he purchased Twitter for the low, low price of $44 billion, he has been acting like the dorky kid who takes revenge on his former bullies every day (cue Kathy Griffin doing a new photoshoot with his head instead). And to add insult to injury, Tumblr is trolling Twitter by also selling $8 blue check marks, but theirs are more like blue middle fingers aimed directly at Elon.

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After Nick Lachey And Jessica Simpson inevitably divorced in 2006 after everyone gawked at the awkward father/daughter dynamic of their marriage on their wildly popular MTV reality show, Newlyweds, Jessica went on to build an apparel empire and start a family with her second husband, Eric Johnson; and Nick tied the knot with Vanessa Lachey (née Minnillo) in 2011 and started a family of their own. Nick and Vanessa have been the inexplicable and seemingly useless “hosts” on every season of the Netflix relationship experiment show, Love is Blind. Do they produce the show? Are they now visually impaired? Has the money run dry? No one knows. But at every turn, they take the opportunity to turn the conversation to themselves and their own marriage as though they’re some kind of beacon of love everlasting. And on the recent Love is Blind season 3 reunion, Nick took a blatant and unnecessary jab at his bygone marriage to Jessica while Vanessa sat right next to him on the couch. I

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We already heard that Gisele Bundchen bought a $1.25 million house in Florida before filing legal papers to quit Tom Brady’s ass for good. But thankfully, she’s not going to slum it in that million-dollar dump! Because she also bought an $11.5 million waterfront home right across the creek from the massive mansion that Tom Brady is building on Billionaire Bunker in Miami Beach. I guess she bought a place near Tom so she can just drop the kids in a boat and send them to daddy’s house whenever he’s around. Gis is apparently going to do major renovations on her new place. And I bet those renovations will include a giant waterfront wall with the words “MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS TOM” on it for him to see every time he looks into binoculars to try to see if she’s bringing any new pieces home  – Just Jared

Although, Gisele Bundchen may have to rent out rooms in her new place, and Tom Brady may have to rent a room from her to make ends meet (not really) because they have reportedly lost a huge chunk of money in a crypto crash – Gizmodo

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Like, off the top of my head, if you asked me what the John Wick movies are about, I’d just list a bunch of things like Keanu Reeves, dogs, guns, swords, rain, code words, horses, museum display cases, and Halle Berry that one time. The “plot” is so ephemeral and unimportant, they’re essentially impressionist paintings of murder and mayhem. The trailer for John Wick: Chapter 4 is no different, except it’s got Bill Skarsgård that one time instead of Halle Berry, and my impression is that it looks like a Pissarro. And I’m gonna watch the shit out of it just like I have the previous three. This means I’ll probably also watch the Degas -nspired spin-off Ballerina starring Ana de Armas, in which Keanu “is expected to make an appearance,” to see if he can help Ana break the curse we can only assume Jennifer Lynn Affleck placed upon her career.

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