If you’ve been watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you’re well aware that ex-cast member Brandi Glanville’s alleged affair with Denise Richards was the only plotline in an otherwise dry-ass season. What else did those 20 episodes provide? Kyle Richards‘ caftan line? Lisa Rinna not knowing the meaning of the word “gaslighting”? Dorit Kemsley perplexingly redecorating one single room at a Buca di Beppo?
The recently departed Denise, who’s married to modern-day Karen Silkwood, Aaron Phypers, has, of course, denied everything, even sending Brandi and the other Housewives cease and desists. But that hasn’t stopped our trout-lipped Slut for Drama® from continuing to spill the deets to anyone with ears. “Phew”, replied snakes and squids.
Looks like Denise Richards walked out of that virtual Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion and right into the sunset, because Variety reports she will not be returning for another season and is giving up an easy check. Well, looks like the Housewives ran another one out of town! Àpros-pos of nothing, Denise’s tagline this season was, “My life may not be a fairytale… but I’ll always get a happy ending.” Irony is alive in Beverly Hills.
Denise Richards is really earning her check on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this year since she’s ended up as the main plotline for all her fellow messes to talk shit about. That was all thanks to former Housewife, Brandi Glanville, spreading rumors about a sexual affair she had with Denise. Denise is married to Aaron Phypers and according to her, it’s not an open marriage! Denise has denied the claims but was caught in a lie by production, so her denial may be suspect. And at the RHOBH reunion, Denise was so emotional she walked out of filming. Extreme (and scripted) drama caught on camera? Andy Cohen wins again!
Denise Richards Says That Brandi Glanville Claims To Have Banged One Of The Other Beverly Hills Housewives
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Glamorous, rich lady lifestyle porn. Also? So. So. Boring. There’s only so many times you can watch these women renovate their kitchens before wanting to stick your head in their $75K La Cornue oven. Thankfully, Slut for Drama® Brandi Glanville has returned to save the day. She’s alleging that she got it on with Denise Richards and was led to believe that Denise’s marriage to the modern-day male Karen Silkwood, Aaron Phypers, was open, when it actually wasn’t.
Finally, on last night’s thrilling episode (well, just the last five minutes), we got to see the women confront Denise about the rumors on their trip to Rome. Denise denied, cried, and tried (to convince production not to air the footage). She repeated, “Bravo, Bravo, Bravo” (basically the Housewife “safe word” for when they don’t want their conversation included in the show), and begged, “Please don’t air this!” RIP the Fourth Wall. Shakespeare Times – 2020.
Denise Richards Claims That She And Her Husband Are Being “Followed” Because Of His Work In Alternative Medicine
Last night on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle Richards threw a dinner party and it got weird. This wasn’t your typical Housewives get together where someone calls someone else “boring” and the shit hits the fan (well that happened too). This involved Denise Richards‘ husband, Aaron Phypers, telling everyone about his job in holistic medicine. Aaron claims he can regrow tendons and do other medical miracles with the power of sound. Every Scientologist just simultaneously busted a Thetan-covered nut. But his magical skills have come with a price. Denise claims they have been followed in the past and continue to be. And we thought Charlie Sheen was the only wacko one!
But one story overshadowed them all: Charlie Sheen’s very public meltdown and subsequent firing from the critically acclaimed television classic Two and a Half Men. It spawned the hashtag #winning, a very confusing live tour entitled My Violent Torpedo of Truth, and gave some bright young
girls goddesses their start in show business. Charlie’s Two and a Half Men co-star, Jon Cryer, sat down (remotely) for an interview about his career (Duckie!) with PeopleTV and reflected on the Sheen drama. Hint: it maaay have been drug-related.