Rich people can buy anything. Now technology is so advanced rich women be out here like: “No! I don’t get injections! I get lasers shot into my face at a rate of 190 miles per hour which then vibrates my molecules into the past through a high-pitched frequency that physically turns back time in my face.” Phewf! It’s not injections!
Denise Richards hopped on Instagram to “prove” to us that she doesn’t get injections or Botox to maintain her timelessness and instead just uses high-tech medical devices to perpetuate her youth.
Denise Richards could definitely write a book with all the stories she has about Charlie Sheen. But this is 2019 – why write a book when you can spill it all on episodes of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Denise recently told a story about one Thanksgiving where her ex showed up with a surprise plus-one sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
Denise Richards Says She’s Had A “Happy Ending” Massage From A Woman And Got One For Her Husband Too
The one thing that every Housewife on every iteration of the Housewives franchise has in common is that one of them is guaranteed to be a freak. Or freak adjacent. Or down for some freaky shit. Blame it on the thirst for ratings, I guess. Over on the not-so-classy Real Housewives of Beverly Hills there’s never been a shortage of sexual conversations among the ladies. However, recent comments by Denise Richards about her sex life with new husband Aaron Phypers may have kicked the prude factor up a few notches because clearly they weren’t ready for her candor.
Denise Richards married Aaron Phypers yesterday as planned in an intimate Malibu wedding ceremony that included only their closest family and friends. But don’t worry, “intimate Malibu wedding ceremony” translates to fully filmed and currently being edited for the upcoming ninth season of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. That’s right, if you didn’t make the invite list, don’t worry! Just like Charlie Sheen, who may or may not have been in attendance yesterday, you can relive all the wedding magic as soon as the next season of RHOBH kicks off! Continue reading
Denise Richards is getting married today in Malibu and it’s been reported by Us Weekly that Charlie Sheen is invited. There are no promises, I’m just saying that there could be reports of tiger blood shed or a menagerie of “goddesses” creating a champagne and canapé shortage at the reception before jumping into the pool. There may or may not be a drug dealer arrested lurking around the valet booth, and we might be able to see video footage of Charlie grabbing the mic off of a bridesmaid for an impromptu wedding speech. In other words, Denise Richards is getting married to Aaron Phypers today, and it could be the greatest wedding of this century.
Today in Broke Celebrity News, Charlie Sheen is claiming he is too poor to handle paying child support to both his exes, Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller. The Blast reports that Charlie filed some requests with the court system to adjust his child support payments, saying his finances are no longer insanely stuffed to the brim and he can no longer afford his children. This is why we need Sex Ed; too many washed up stars end up broke paying for child support. Who’s looking after these people? There oughta be some kind of program to help these men out.