Madonna Got Into The Details Of Her Biopic, Which She’s Writing With Diablo Cody

/ September 12, 2020

Madonna managed to take time from her busy schedule, which basically consists of flaunting COVID rules, posting nudes from her bathtub, and clearing space on her mantle for a Father of the Year trophy, to show us that she’s (probably) not losing it because she’s currently busy working on the details of her life. Madge and Oscar-winning screenwriter, Diablo Cody, got together again on Thursday to hammer out the details of her long career. And since Diablo recently adapted (Madonna’s Maverick protegé) Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill for the stage, the thought was that maybe Madge would be getting the Broadway treatment. But instead, it looks like we’re getting a full-blown biopic that won’t cover Madonna’s entire life, since you know, she’s still alive.

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TikTok Person, Addison Rae, Will Star In A Gender-Swapped Remake Of “She’s All That”

/ September 12, 2020

Since Hollywood hasn’t finished completely fucking with my childhood, a new remake of the 1999’s She’s All That is apparently in the works, starring 19-year-old Addison Rae, the second-most followed (60 million+) person on TikTok. Yep, a TikTok person with no acting experience in a big-budget movie. That’s where we are right now. And if you thought that Hollywood has completely run out of ideas, the new version, which will feature a gender-swapped plotline, is currently titled He’s All That. You know they all high-fived themselves for that one.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ September 12, 2020

The pro-mask warrior swan!

Swans have a reputation for being the Naomi Campbells of the bird world (gorgeous and deadly) and those certified throbbing assholes of beauty would beak a trick in the face just for the fun of it. So one woman got off really easy when she ignored social distancing and mask rules in front of a swan who obviously doesn’t appreciate some stranger getting all up in its face during a damn pandemic! Leave it to the swans to check a human for not knowing how to wear a mask.

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Birthday Sluts

/ September 12, 2020
Linda Gray (80)
Sydney Sweeney (23)
RM (26)
Kelsea Ballerini (27)
Alfie Allen (34)
Emmy Rossum (34)
Kroy Biermann (35)
Jennifer Hudson (39)
Yao Ming (40)
Benjamin McKenzie (42)
Ruben Studdard (42)
Elisabetta Canalis (42)
2 Chainz (43)
Bizzy Bone (44)

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Jennifer Nettles (46)
Jessica Seinfeld (49)
Josh Hopkins (50)
James Frey (51)
Paul F. Tompkins (52)
Louis C.K. (53)
Ben Folds (54)
Amy Yasbeck (58)
Hans Zimmer (63)
Rachel Ward (63)
Joe Pantoliano (69)
Paul Walker (1973-2013)
Barry White (1944-2003)
Sir Ian Holm (1931-2020)
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Afternoon Crumbs

/ September 11, 2020

Leighton Meester and Adam Brody welcomed another Gossip Girl/The OC hybrid baby. Adam dropped the news and said that their brand new bundle of baby is a boy. Leighton and Adam’s first kid is named Arlo Day. Since they’re obviously big fans of The Good Dinosaur, I’m guessing they named their second child Thunderclap Night. And Rachel Bilson must be so confused today while getting hit with congratulations from people who still don’t realize that she and Leighton Meester are two different people – Just Jared

The dark and edgy Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reboot got a two-season order from Peacock, which makes me ask the question, “Is the possible lure of seeing Hilary Banks as a kleptomaniac influencer enough for me to actually download Peacock?” – Celebitchy

Chloe x Halle paid tribute to George Floyd and Breonna Taylor while singing the National Anthem at a sports ball game yesterday – Lainey Gossip

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A Judge Ruled That Jon Hamm’s Penis Could Legally Be Scrutinized By The Huffington Post

/ September 11, 2020

A ruler was used to get to the bottom of Jon Hamm’s dick as to whether or not it’s worth all the fuss. And by ruler I obviously mean a judge, who, according to Page Six, recently ruled that The Huffington Post was within their rights to print a photo not belonging to them of The Hammaconda in order to “illustrate what all the fuss is about.” In a 2013 article titled 25 Things You Wish You Hadn’t Learned In 2013 And Must Forget In 2014, HuffPost writes that Jon is apparently “very blessed south of the border, and he, or those who examine photographs of him, really want you to know that,” accompanied by a photo taken by photographer/plaintiff Lawrence Schwartzwald of Jon’s betrousered Hickory Farms summer sausage with a little animated GIF that reads “image loading…” The judge ruled that since HuffPost was making fun of Jon’s Johnson, the usage qualifies as “transformative,” and now you know why we stay un-sued and #blessed.

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