Night Crumbs

June 16, 2023 / Posted by: Michael K

Despite The Flash being called one of the best superhero movies ever made, it’s gotten mixed reviews, and it’s not exactly lighting up the box office. It made $9 million on Thursday, and the trades are guessing it will bring in around $70 million this weekend. But since it had a budget of about $220 million, it reportedly needs to make at least $550 million worldwide to break even. Well, if Warner Bros. is worried, there’s one easy way to fix this shit. Since many nerd nipples got hard over the fact that Michael Keaton as Batman is in this, I say just quickly CGI out Ezra Miller and leave only the Batman parts. They can re-title it The Flash Without The Trash. Instant mega box office hit! – Variety

It took 21 years for soap opera icon queen Susan Lucci to win her first Daytime Emmy. Well, it’s taken even longer for La Lucci to get her second Daytime Emmy, but she’s finally getting one in the form of a Lifetime Achievement Award – TVLine

For Variety’s Actors on Actors series, two Brits living in Brooklyn, Brian Cox and Emily Blunt, shit on America, including Brian saying that everyone in Los Angeles pretends “they’re happy, but they’re deeply miserable.” I resemble that comment, Cranky Cox! But Brian Cox calling anyone a gloomy bitch is peak Pot Meet Kettle. I mean, I’m sure that the cloud that Brian is always yelling at is like, “Who’s he calling miserable?” – Celebitchy

To promote her white wine and partnership with Goopy Paltrow, Cameron Diaz posted a totally-not-staged picture of her fridge, and it looks like the “rich lady of leisure who only lunches on salad and white wine” starter pack. And if you replaced those bottles of white wine with bottles of virgin blood, it’d look exactly like Pimp Mama Kris‘ fridge – Pajiba

At the Fragrance Foundation Awards, Cate Blanchett served a dose of glamorous elegance with her sequined black bunny ear chichi covers – Lainey Gossip

FINALLY, Netflix did something right for once by making a Wham! documentary. Wake me up before you hit play – OMG Blog

Programming Note: We won’t be posting this Monday to observe Juneteenth. The fuckery will resume on June 20th.

Pic: Warner Bros.

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