Rumors of a possible David Harbour/Lily Allen secret marriage have been going around for months. But turns out everything before this has been bullshit, because these two only officially got married on Monday, just a day after receiving their marriage license. The ceremony was in Las Vegas. With an Elvis officiant. And a reception at In-N-Out. Sorry, y’all, Britney Spears and Jason Alexander did it sixteen years ago. Hopefully, this union lasts longer than 55 hours (if they make it past tonight, that’s a win).
We went the whole summer without really hearing much regarding Jaime King’s divorce from Kyle Newman, which was probably for the best, considering initial reports included accusations of drug abuse (against Jaime) and domestic violence (against Kyle). Things are still a major mess between Jaime and Kyle, but the really dark accusations have been temporarily replaced with an accusation from Kyle, where the only abuse is at the expense of a joint bank account.
Someday, three contestants on Jeopardy! will face this head-scratcher of a final question: “Hype, Sway, and Honey are three examples of these.” The nerds will furrow their brows, nervously push their glasses up their sweaty noses, and sigh hopelessly. Rappers? Dance moves? Care Bears? All three brainiacs will guess wrong and go home empty-handed, reputations ruined. But trash like you and I will be screaming from our couches at home, “TikTok mansions, TikTok mansions!”
So, yeah, there’s another TikTok mansion (definition: a house consisting of people aspiring for TikTok stardom who create content together and separately). Hype House was the one that got Bling Ring’d. The residents of Sway House were charged for throwing pandemic house parties. And the latest is Honey House. What makes Honey House different is that its residents aren’t Gen Z partiers; they’re yoga-model-actor-mindfulness-type millennials. Which is maybe worse, because you know they think their “brands” are saving the world.
With all that’s been going on I kind of forgot that Hilaria Baldwin was pregnant, but in my defense, when isn’t she? According to People, right now if we’re quick about it! Hilaria and Alec Baldwin welcomed their fifth child together, a baby boy, last night. I’m sure it’s a great relief to Alec and Hilaria to have the new baby safely delivered into the world given that Hilaria suffered two back-to-back miscarriages. Alec and Hilaria both shared the good news on Instagram with Hilaria announcing “stay tuned for a name.” She’s probably already busy stretching and will announce the name using a series of yoga alphabet poses.
TMZ claims to have seen s text message that 28-year-old rapper Tory Lanez sent to 25-year-old Megan Thee Stallion after he allegedly shot her feet during a fight after a night out. Megan herself confirmed that Tory was the one who shot her. In the text messages, Tory doesn’t ever specifically say “Sorry for you shooting you,” but he does apologize for something bad that went down and blamed it on being too drunk. Hmm, I’ve been “too drunk” as well but have never shot someone. But maybe that’s just me.
We recently learned that 41-year-old Katie Holmes is most likely dating 33-year-old chef-slash-actor, Emilio Vitolo, after pictures hit the internet featuring Katie and Emilio doing the opposite of social distancing at a bar. Well, we have an update. And it’s the kind of development that would lead you to believe Michelle Williams isn’t the only former Dawson’s Creek alum who has maybe been channeling the message of the show’s theme song. Because there’s talk that much like Michelle, Katie maybe didn’t wanna wait for her guy to be single before getting together.