Howard Stern Is Seriously Considering Running For President In 2024
If you think the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, effectively stripping millions of Americans of the fundamental human right to decide their own fate, is terrifying, infuriating, and overwhelming for the poorest and most marginalized among us, imagine how hard it must be to be a rich and famous men of this country! As of yet, poor people have been presented with two options — vote or die. But because of their wealth and notoriety, the options are practically endless for America’s richest men. Yesterday we learned that a fed-up Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong announced his intention to renounce his citizenship and move his family to the U.K. And on Monday’s Howard Stern Show, Howard Stern tells us that our best option for restoring reproductive freedom in America is for him to run for president. And his campaign slogan? Just a suggestion but how about — Vote for Me or Die, Bitches! What Else Are You Gonna do? Move to Fucking England? With what Money, You Broke Ass Sluts? I dunno, just throwing it out there. It’s no I Like Ike, but it’s got a nice ring to it, don’t you think?
Will Smith Said He Wouldn’t Rule Out Running For Office Someday
I blame Ronald Reagan for blurring the line between politics and Hollywood. Pissed about your last reality TV host President? With Kanye West? Arnold Schwarzenegger? Take it up with the Gipper! And they just keep coming. A couple of weeks ago, The Rock said he would consider running for office (if the people wanted it), and now Will Smith has shared he wouldn’t rule out a political career. He dropped this info while co-hosting yesterday’s Pod Save America with Jon Favreau. Continue reading
Kanye West’s South Carolina Rally Was Full Of Surprises
I’m afraid Kanye West may have gone full Norma Desmond only instead of wearing a turban from the Nick Cannon Collection Pour L’Hommies he wore a bulletproof vest, and it’s his last shred of dignity that’s floating belly up a swimming pool. Yesterday, thousands of Americans who have enough going on as it is, looked on in horror as Kanye held his first campaign rally in Charleston, South Carolina. He should have consulted with his wife Kim Kardashian West about which soft-focus filter to use because while Kanye may have been ready for his close up, the rest of us will never be.
Caitlyn Jenner Wants To Be Kanye West’s Vice President
Good news, America! If Kanye West somehow manages to defy the odds and become President in November, he’s not going to be tackling the country’s biggest issues on his own. In fact, he could possibly be tag-teaming the deficit and the sinking economy with the invaluable help of another equally qualified US citizen. That’s right, coming this fall, you just might wake up from the nightmare that has been 2020 to meet a brand new disaster because Caitlyn Jenner wants to be Kanye’s Vice President.
Kanye West Shows Us That 2020 Can Get Worse By Announcing He’s Running For President
Just when you thought the weighted blanket covered in dogshit that is 2020 couldn’t get any heavier, in comes Kanye West, the living, breathing embodiment of humility and grace to announce that he is running for President––just a few months before voting is set to take place. Oh yes, this is totally not a ploy to get his best friend Donald Trump re-elected. But when are we going to all find out that we died on January 1st and this is hell?
Mayor Pete Wants To Broker Peace Between Chick-fil-A And The LGBTQ Community
I guess I know who I’m voting for in the presidential primaries! Chick-fil-A hasn’t exactly been a friend to the gay community. For starters, it’s closed on Sundays when most of us are coming home from a good night at the club, and, uh, it doesn’t exactly donate chicken cash to groups known for loving the gay community. Lucky for us, South Bend mayor, gay man, and residential candidate Pete Buttigieg is here to say let us all live in waffle fry and bigoted chicken harmony!